We can reduce carbon emissions quickly and at scale by repatriating migrants to their homelands. When somebody moves from a third-world shithole to the UK, their carbon footprint increases by as much as 250 times as they start living a first-world lifestyle. We must prioritise carbon reduction. It would be fair to start the repatriations with the people who are most concerned about our carbon emissions.

Before I left Britain, 5Pillars put me on their Top 10 list of Islamophobes. They are doing the same thing here. This is essentially a fatwa, a killing order against John Cleese for daring to speak out against barbaric non-stun slaughter aka Halal. The “religion of peace.”

Restore Britain wants to mass deport the people currently assaulting, harassing, raping, stabbing, and violating Jews all across the country, and strip the citizenships from the worst offenders. This is their policy. What am I supposed to fear exactly?

Last week, we were told that the West should not be suspicious of Islam. This week, one of the UK's main Islamic organisations subtly signals a threat to John Cleese for speaking his mind. Stuff more dates in the bag, Charles! Maybe if we appease them harder they'll let us live!

Liberal white women have the survival instincts of a goldfish. Have you noticed the spate of attacks on white lefty women by the migrants they’re helping? Pro-Palestine activist Jamie Carney was found bludgeoned to death, apparently by her Jordanian boyfriend Ahmad Al-Saqar, after falling for cheesy romantic patter that a man selling plastic roses outside a bar in Tenerife would consider over the top. Scottish woman Elizabeth-Jane Ross was working with a Christian NGO providing support to refugees from Afghanistan when she was brutally killed and dumped in a suitcase, apparently by an Afghan migrant. They’re coming so thick and fast that in the days since I recorded this video, a Spanish woman who worked for the Red Cross has been bludgeoned to death - the main suspect, her Moroccan partner. And when you see the footage emerging from Ceuta and other places where NGOs assist migrants to enter Europe, it starts to make sense. These NGOs seem to be exclusively staffed by liberal white women. I know a prevailing theory is that this is because liberal women don’t have kids, so their maternal instincts get curdled and directed at people they think need mothering (illegal migrants). People have written books about this “suicidal empathy”. But I think it’s because liberal women need attention. It’s top of their Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, above oxygen or water or makeup. Previously they got attention from men who wanted to bone them. Then, during #MeToo#, they realised they could get even more attention by condemning men who wanted to bone them. They got called “brave” and there was lots of drama - maximum attention. But this made the men who wanted to bone them stop trying to bone them. They swapped the constant long-term attention of men trying to bone them for the short-term attention of condemning the men. By importing low IQ men from the third world who aren’t attuned to the Western cultural changes of the last thirty years, they’ve got a new source of men who want to bone them, so they get that attention again. Also, we’ve got to stop calling it “suicidal empathy.” It’s “homicidal empathy.” The leftists know that most of the negative impact is going to fall on other people. It’s the ultimate socialism. The lefty gets the benefit of virtue signalling, but the negative consequences are shared by everyone. It’s better that this externality is internalised. Although it’s a harsh lesson to learn, at least these women died doing what they love: helping a marginalised minority achieve his dreams.

What's racist today? Today this woman getting fat is racist. It only happens because white British people caused a famine in her ancestors hundreds of years ago, which now means that her body has evolved to store too much fat. Yeah it's definitely because of that and not because she's a lazy cunt who likes Mars Bars.

Why does every dispute in British politics eventually degenerate into "you hurt a woman's feelings"? When Robert Kenyon ran for Reform in Makerfield, the entire debate centred around Carol Vorderman pretending to be upset at a funny joke he'd made online years ago. Similarly, there was a concerted effort to discredit and remove Carl Benjamin from mainstream political spheres over an offhand joke he made about Jess Phillips. Andrew Gwynne was sacked as a minister and suspended from Labour (and the scandal widened to other Labour figures) over jokes made in a private WhatsApp group about Angela Rayner, who said she was "absolutely disgusted". Why is it that if a woman says she's upset, it's treated like the Holocaust, Hiroshima, and a cat being put in a bin all at once?

Nothing radicalises people more than their own real-life experience. I think this plan to force-feed shit to everyone, so they actually find out what shit tastes like, is an excellent one.

The Archbishop of Canterbury visited Africa last week. Do you think it was to visit the sites of Islamist atrocities against Christians, or to offer support and succour to the Christians targeted in these attacks? No. It was to prostrate herself in front of Africans and offer £100 million of church funds (that are much needed by British parishioners) to Africans as compensation for slavery. This is despite the fact that the neither the slaves nor the slavers are alive, Britain spent lots of money and lost lots of lives banning slavery, and Ghana still has 90,000 slaves. Meanwhile, in this country the church does everything it can to subsume itself and make way for Islam, even putting Islamic prayer spaces inside its churches. At least when this happened in Andalusia, it was done as conquest, not voluntarily. And if anyone promotes a more robust, authentic Christianity, they're condemned as bigots. What happened to the church? What happened to bearded men on horseback carrying swords and shields, travelling to the Middle East to uphold Christianity, defend its borders and prevent the spread of Islam to Europe? Why does every institution now have to be run by soggy arsed leftists? I sense a great reckoning coming down the pipes. Our institutions have been eroded from within. They're still standing, but the beams are full of worms.

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I feel sorry for this guy. He was minding his own business, then a bunch of liberal white women (and Simon Baron Cohen) desperate for some BLM diversity for their stupid fake communist university grabbed him off the street and were like "you're the most amazing scholar in the world" and he's like "really?" and they're like "yeah! Do some academia" so he started producing absolutely dog shit papers, full of errors and plagiarism and about nonsense topics, and the white women (and Simon Baron Cohen) knew it was a load of old toss but he was black and had dreadlocks which is all they cared about, so they said "brilliant! You're the best scholar ever!" so of course he carried on pumping out toss. Every time he said a new batshit mental thing the women (and Simon Baron Cohen) clapped and said "brilliant! We believe you and you're wonderful!" so of course he kept saying mad stuff. The people who enabled him - who created him - will say they were "duped" and slink back to their desks. It'll be Jason Arday who has to get a new job as a traffic warden. And for everyone saying "oooh but he took positions that could've gone to deserving people!" - look, they would've been annoying weeners pumping out toss too, just with a bit less plagiarism and spelling mistakes. Outside of core disciplines, academia is cooked and the people who pursue it are total fuds. There are no deserving people.

The NGOs that facilitate illegal immigration are funded by our own governments and by big charities. Why is this allowed? If I set up an NGO that helped cocaine traffickers get their cocaine across the channel, I'm pretty sure I'd get in trouble.