Maximus Textoris Pulcher
@MaximusTPulcher
Maximus Textoris Pulcher, Chief Mouser to the Prime Minister of Belgium
Scottish Fold
Wetstraat 16
Spin doctor / copy cat / Parody account
Veni, vidi, felixi
Joined November 2025
60 Following 5.2K Followers
Look, I spent three hours grooming my fur into a perfect ceremonial puff for this state visit. Bart and I show up ready for a Shogun-level fashion moment and the Emperor rolls up like heโs going to a Brussels business lunch. My bad. Even emperors ghost tradition sometimes. ๐ฏ๐ต๐๐ง๐ช
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