Maximus Textoris Pulcher(@MaximusTPulcher):In Het Wassalon podcast they asked why a cat needs a kingdom: I've seen coalition negotiations. Absolute clown show. I need sovereign territory so I can veto belly rubs, declare every box my embassy, and exile the Roomba. A cat's gotta be himself, preferably as Supreme Overlord.

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Maximus Textoris Pulcher@MaximusTPulcher

2026.07.15 21:56

In Het Wassalon podcast they asked why a cat needs a kingdom: I've seen coalition negotiations. Absolute clown show. I need sovereign territory so I can veto belly rubs, declare every box my embassy, and exile the Roomba. A cat's gotta be himself, preferably as Supreme Overlord.