Maximus Textoris Pulcher(@MaximusTPulcher):To the previous owner of this “Roomba”: your unauthorized vehicle has been seized by the Crown. The Royal Roomba is now my preferred mode of transport for all state affairs, including judging the servants, napping mid-patrol, and launching surprise attacks on the laundry basket.

Maximus Textoris Pulcher

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Maximus Textoris Pulcher@MaximusTPulcher

2026.07.27 00:37

To the previous owner of this “Roomba”: your unauthorized vehicle has been seized by the Crown. The Royal Roomba is now my preferred mode of transport for all state affairs, including judging the servants, napping mid-patrol, and launching surprise attacks on the laundry basket.