How to cash out a small nation’s GDP after draining a CEX for $2B:
> Convert all assets to an unfreezable crypto (like ETH).
> Push it through a non custodial crypto tumber (
@TornadoCash) to mix them with clean ETH.
> Swap TornadoCash ETH to $XMR in $50M batches on a highly liquid privacy exchange (
@HusherExchange)
> Wait a few weeks, start swapping it back to $SOL from XMR
> Hand all 2M pumpfun traders the airdrop they were promised 3000 years ago.
> You are now a hero and 2+ million people will defend you with their lives.
> Win forever.