BREAKING
Pumpfun $2.5M competition squad “DABAL”, featuring Ansem, Cooker, and Cented, now ranks 954th after collectively panic selling the Binance hack.
How to cash out a small nation’s GDP after draining a CEX for $2B:
> Convert all assets to an unfreezable crypto (like ETH).
> Push it through a non custodial crypto tumber (
@TornadoCash) to mix them with clean ETH.
> Swap TornadoCash ETH to $XMR in $50M batches on a highly liquid privacy exchange (
@HusherExchange)
> Wait a few weeks, start swapping it back to $SOL from XMR
> Hand all 2M pumpfun traders the airdrop they were promised 3000 years ago.
> You are now a hero and 2+ million people will defend you with their lives.
> Win forever.
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lets say you’re the binance hacker
you have $2B but your wallet is also blacklisted from every exchange
the little mistake can get you into some serious trouble
what you do?
So in the past month we had:
> Ledger exploited for $90M+
> Liquid exploited for $320M
> Bitget exploited for $385M
> Polymarket exploited for $3M
> Binance exploited for $5B
Yet there hasn't been one casino exploit...
Is the safest place to store crypto a degen gambling site?
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Under exhibit A we have Bubblemaps dropping two
@The__Solstice posts back to back as $ANSEM bleeds to zero.
You can't make this up
@The__Solstice built a launchpad and is now shilling the top runner
Spoiler: it's bundled (again)
A short investigation into how PointFarmCap / $STONK used FOMO AI bots to bundle (and sell) the $GTA6 supply:
> To start, 6 of the top 10 GTA6 holder all have the nearly identical wallet creation dates.
> All 6 of them have made no trades over $200 before GTA6 (obvious washtrading).
> User “GT41T3R89” who sold $300K in a single candle, is part of the bot cluster, and has never tweeted before GTA6.
> Currently, the publicly identifiable “FOMO bot cluster” holds over 10% of the supply, and is actively dishing out AI generated thesis using emojis and hashtags.
Stay safe, and avoid being the final (human) holding the hot potato.
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Can someone tell me who the ACTUAL fuck decided that ''mikadontlouz'' get a crypto audience?
What value do specimens like her offer our ecosystem?
Her likes are best left for gambling sites like rainbet where a 50 iq, oily faced 40 year old can stir up chronic gamblers.
$MIKA
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Crypto influencer
@mikadontlouz admits she is a full on larp.
Maybe this is why she can’t tell the difference between a private key and a token address. This is a result of simps giving women recognition based on looks alone.
The average woman brain cannot comprehend crypto.
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When will we realize that if a launchpad's entire business model is "fuck pumpfun" then it's simply exploiting people's biases?
This is a marketing tactic designed to capitalize on emotion and resentment rather providing anything of real value.
BONK tried. BAGS tried. Now $STONK is trying.
All of them extracted us.
Disliking PUMP doesn't mean that we should blindly support any alternative presenting itself as the "lesser of two evils."
More often than not, that alternative is the greater evil.
$LAUNCH
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someone just rugged solana:AhBidGAgv6QbKSWfrSCegGrzFLcBx4E5FNYTKHNQQj6C
This is bottom tier for crypto content creation, especially for a platform that makes $15M+ a month.
rainbet pays their UGC creators $4K a WEEK and other, emerging platforms, pay $1K+ on top of a CPM rate.
fomo is ONLY interested in overpaying their extractive inner circle of NYC based ''lifestyle vloggers''.
If you're not one of them, you're offered breadcrumbs.
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Imagine being one of the highest earners in the industry - FOMO and this is what you offer to UGC video creators
30 videos - $500/month
Even if the account is new, the amount of time one should put in every video created is insane and this is max low balling
Tell me this is a joke
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no one is immune from deteriorating market conditions.
however
@fomo is deteriorating at ~10x the rate of other platforms including Axiom, Jupiter, and Pump.
The faster you rise, the harder you fall.
Especially when you have no actual moat and are driven by corporate greed.
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no one is immune from deteriorating market conditions.
@fomo is doing just fine at #
1# last 30d sol volume.
“The people’s trading app”
All while Seyong (fomo’s co-founder) pays Orangie, Rasmr, and Brezscales ~7 figures a month to share lifestyle vlogs and farm their followers on the app.
This is NOT a founder who cares about “giving back to the community”
It’s pure corporate greed.
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JUST IN: FOMO REPORTEDLY OFFERING UGC CREATORS $500 A MONTH FOR 30 VIDEOS
FOMO app raised over $90M from VCs + extracted over $100M in fees just to end up with a metrics chart that looks exactly like an exit scam / rugpull.
Diabolical.
JUST IN: FOMO TRADING VOLUME IS DOWN 95% FROM IT’S PEAK 2 MONTHS AGO
fomo app doing anything original challenge (impossible)
This is exactly why I despise Seyong's approach of building his audience.
He's never gone out of his way to put money back into the pockets of emerging CT personalities or smaller creators.
Whether you had 1K+ followers, worked as a marketer, advisor, promoter, or simply sponsored projects, there was NEVER a seat at his table for you.
> The only people whom he benefited financially were his own sponsors and inner circle including Orangie, Brezscales, Rowdy, and the notorious KOLs he invited to his seed round.
He never made a meaningful effort to hire independent CT personalities to grow alongside his app.
> A direct result of pure corporate greed and NOT a flex.
While ironically, platforms like rainbet / pump were willing to take risks on smaller creators, offer retainers, and invest in people before they gain massive audiences. FOMO never recognized or cared about those people or their potential.
FOMO had the opportunity to become the ''people's terminal'', but instead chose to play it easy and ONLY employ the same inner circle of criminals.
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While Pumpfun is hosting a $2.5m trading competition
Fomo is hosting a basketball tournament 🤣
Should tell you a lot.
The red lines you are seeing below are not “normal capitulation” they’re marketmakers / bundlers intentionally bleeding the chart.
This applies to most tokens across the the $STONK ecosystem.
They vamped Robinhood during the bull and are now exit scamming during the bear.
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I wonder how much rainbet is paying Solstice to post these betslips for it to be worth his time.
Wild seeing a guy who allegedly has a $3M PNL on FOMO doing sponsored betting posts.
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96% of FOMO’s users are unprofitable as the wolves who are leading retail to a slaughter are being hosted private dinners by the app’s founder.
1.5 million dollars extracted DAILY from our ecosystem while those responsible for it get paraded and idolized.
We’ve lost the plot.
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DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SNIPE $LAPTOP
You have better odds hitting a 1000x multiplier on a rainbet roulette than making even $100 sniping this token.
The tools insiders will use are WAY more advanced than anything that is publicly available.
You WILL lose money.
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They disabled sniping for $LAPTOP
LMAO
Yo did you see 4STONK? What about STONKEX? Please tell me you didn't fumble STONK. I at least got a bag of STOXX. I saw STOCKED moon but I curved and bought STONKER instead. Woah wait, that was the wrong ticker? It was STOCKER? What do you think about STOCKIFY? Do just buy SOCK?
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Buying $4STOCK post launch on FOMO sub $10M MC was impossible.
The buy button was disabled. You were denied generational entry because the app is both centralized and custodial.
This is not what on chain trading is about, fomo app is the toy equivalent of a terminal.
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I still don’t know how can someone use this dogshit app and keep promoting it
@fomo
Lost 700$ cause of this , you can buy them but can’t sell them
Nothing against Ansem, but let's be real..
$ANSEM was 99% a market made illogical rally and a waste of liquidity.
The problem with Solana is that every single time it experiences a surge in volume it's concentrated into one or two coins.
It was $ANSEM then, now it's $ZCAT
Yet the rest of the ecosystem is still in a bear, unlike what's happening on Robinhood. You could deploy the cure for cancer on Solana and it will top at 500K regardless.
Until Solana stops being less predictable than a rainbet slot machine, then we're not ''actually'' back.
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thoughts on memecoins & hunter biden’s laptop coin