Mike Drucker
@MikeDrucker
Emmy-nominated writer and comedian. My book, GOOD GAME; NO REMATCH available now. Newsletter: Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
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You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.
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I know this sounds corny and cringey and naive and whatever, but Dolly Parton felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be.
"We need to vote out the deep state!" - the deep state
JD Vance tells his crowd to "vote against the crazy leadership in Washington, DC"
Oh my god
what a wonderful specimen in its natural habitat. im not talking about the bird. the bald chubby guy with a goatee in a hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts showing exotic wildlife to grade schoolers. nothing more natural than that.
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World’s largest data center owner’s newspaper: “Here’s why the critics are wrong about data centers!”
Washington Post carefully explains that many of the loudest claims against data centers are "badly overstated"
A whole generation losing the genuinely important ability to bullshit through an annoying assignment
Relieved and grateful I only found out about this guy after he was arrested for being a dumb motherfucking racist edgelord who appeals to 12-year-old incels and elderly people whose families don’t talk to them anymore
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Judge sets Bond for racist streamer chud the builder at $1.25 million dollars
I think it's good when poor kids get to visit the aquarium.
