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doomer
@uncledoomer
do not post gently into that good night
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if you work in big law and ever so much as think about this watch they take you out back and put you down like a dog
Didn't create a slide deck. Didn't ask my wife. Just copped it because I make my own decisions. Big man ting.
heard more weird noises coming from the woods at night
i used to do this constantly and then i found out that i was kinda known for doing this so i dialed it back by pretending to be getting a call
Napoleon Bonaparte hated small talk and was known to walk away mid conversation if he got bored.
>i ratio nikita >he resigns 4 days later
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to pass the torch and demote myself to my natural state: a poster. I'll be stepping back from leading product for 𝕏 and will continue on as an advisor. Serving the X community has been the privilege of a lifetime. X is, and will remain, the most important communication technology in history. But running this app is a 24/7 job and it's now time for me to take a breather. The app is seeing unprecedented growth in new users & engagement. We continue to break records every month. We've climbed 70 spots in the App Store since this time last year. And in the last 400 days, we rebuilt almost every aspect of X: the Timeline, the Android app, onboarding, notifications, chat and more. We also launched nearly 30 new products while protecting the integrity of the town square: becoming the first app to show Country-of-Origin on profiles and mounting defenses against AI bots. There's certainly much more work to be done, but our foundation is stronger than ever. None of this would have been possible without the incredible team here. The next leaders will take X to even greater heights with @benjitaylor on design, @singhai on core product engineering and @dinkin_flickaa on mobile engineering -- among many other great people. Thank you to Elon and the X team for welcoming me into the company. See you on the Timeline.
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nobody had ever even heard of a quirk chungus before this
dutch people are notorious for this. it is best illustrated by this greentext
New place, who dis. Also, I will never get over the fact that in the Netherlands it's somewhat common for the tenant to take the floor with them when they move out.
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i created a slide deck to show my wife these watches to get her opinion on which one i should buy, and she said they all look the same
where the hell am i going to get an affordable lab monkey to put inside my gaming rig
JUST IN: Lab monkey prices in China have reportedly surged to roughly $26,000 each, as the biotech boom overwhelms supply.
the economy is so cool
BREAKING: Microsoft just revealed ~70% of its entire AI revenue comes from ONE customer… OpenAI 💀
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people who complain about stores putting out halloween decorations in august are the same people who get to the airport 15 minutes before their plane takes off.
Why does Costco have Halloween out on August 1st?
ketchup is basically tomato flavored sugar frosting. americans are essentially adding sugar frosting to all of their food. while this probably isnt good for childhood obesity, glucose does fuel your brain, so it probably has a nonzero positive effect on brain development
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Keith @rabois explains his Ketchup theory: "I still believe that ketchup is really good for you when you're a kid. People who are successful were eating a lot of ketchup when they were young." "Malcolm @Gladwell also has a chapter on how ketchup is the perfect food." " I've just noticed observationally that when I talk with some of my friends, I'm like, 'How much ketchup did you have when you were a kid?'"
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>two thirds of baby boomers feel no obligation to pass any of their wealth to their children
34% of boomers want to preserve their wealth for after their death, per Visa.
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oh no dude plenty of fish is down you might have to touch grass
it's so funny how if you are smart enough to avoid lifestyle inflation it's like you live in a completely different economy than all of your peers who are too retarded to spend within their means
64% of those with income between $50,000 and $99,999 are living paycheck to paycheck, per CNBC
i dont understand why anyone would pay $100,000 for a patek philippe. an audemars piguet costs half as much and tells time just as well
its a nice night. i think ill give a call to a friend of mine who is always level headed and acting normal: perez hilton
filling your water bottle from the kitchen sink: clean, healthy, mana of the gods filling your water bottle up from the bathroom sink: filthy, disgusting, toxic poison, probably going to kill you
if youre over the age of like 25 and still wearing t shirts, you should at least tuck them in so you dont look like a teenager.
we will never see a another statesman like this as long as any of us live
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