ThatGirlFawzee
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my best friend and i have one rule for first dates: if i say "i can't remember the last time i laughed this hard," she has to call with a fake emergency. i said it once, at an escape room with a guy named Mateo, and then he solved the final puzzle by accident while pretending to be a pirate and i forgot i'd ever said it. at minute 59, my phone started blasting her ringtone, a recording of her screaming "THE PROPHECY HAS BEGUN" over a banjo, and i hit speaker. she yelled: "THE CAT SITTER QUIT. THE CAT HAS HIRED A LAWYER. HE'S SUING YOU FOR EMOTIONAL NEGLECT."...
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i'm a lost kite retriever for the city parks department, which is a job that exists on exactly one payroll, and my one rule is that i never return a kite without asking who flew it. a kite remembers its hands. last tuesday at 7am, a man in a bus driver's uniform stopped me at the edge of Alder Field, pointed at a faded blue diamond kite snagged in the top of an oak, and said, "that one's mine. i lost it in 1996. i'd like it back, but i'd like you to not climb up there. i'd like to think it's resting."
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