Mad at my bf so Iโm sitting in the backseat
my mom said her first apartment rent was $300 and she had a 2 bedroomโฆ for $300 dollars nowโฆ you can get the fuck out they face
Dad is typing.... Dad is typing....
One eternity later:
โalcohol wonโt make you happyโ
me off the alcohol:
when the balls start slapping the cl!t
Me. Also me but once in a while.
when he says turn around ๐ฅด
them: cranberry juice is nasty
me :
me when i hear my own voice on a video
me smiling at you because i didn't hear anything you just said
*Anaesthesia was invented in 1846*
Doctors in 1845:
Tequila be like โI know a spotโ then take you here
This how much I love sweet tea
If you walk into a party and the kitchen looks like this, youโre gonna have a good fucking time
Unless ur eatin me out & payin my bills..nigga idc
When you're having a bad day and it's finally time to smoke and relax
