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Desyhaw
@Of4ri_
I tweet with my keyboard I'm polygamous by nature
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I think the entire solana memecoin is controlled by @blknoiz06 cuh tell me why all the crypto exchanges are shilling his new project without any stress May we all build a product with a great reputation ✨️
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I lost my glasses. Searched every room. Checked the fridge, because at some point in a search you stop making sense and start making offerings. Asked my sister where they were. She said "where did you last have them," which is the most useless sentence in the English language. If I knew that, we wouldn't be talking. Twenty five minutes. I was starting to feel something close to grief. Then she looked up, didn't even fully turn around, and said: "You're wearing them." I was. I had been looking through them to search for them.
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What I'm I supposed to do when my portfolio is down 30%? It's my fault replying to her in the first place
It feels good to have 12.7 $BTC sitting in a CEX cuh there is more in DEX
Me at 11:00 PM: “Tomorrow, I’m waking up at 6 AM, going to the gym, studying for 4 hours, eating healthy and fixing my life.” Me at 6:03 AM: “I think God wants me to rest today.” 😭
Crypto used to at least pretend 💀 There was a whitepaper. A team page with real names. A roadmap nobody read but everyone appreciated existed. The fraud was still fraud, but it had to do paperwork first 📄 Then memecoins removed the paperwork. Why build a thing when a dog picture moves faster? 🐕 And they were right. It did move faster. pump. fun finished the job. Thirty seconds to launch. No liquidity, no product, no team, not even a lie about a team. Just a name, an image, and a curve 📈 And everyone called it honest. "At least it's not pretending to be useful." Sure. A casino that admits it's a casino is still taking your money 🎰 Except it's worse, because the house can sit at the table. Deploy, pump with your own wallets, sell into whoever showed up, gone. New name in an hour. The rug isn't an exploit, it's the intended workflow 🧹 Almost none of these tokens go anywhere. That's not a bug in the model. That is the model. What actually got spoiled isn't the money. People lose money in every market. It's that "crypto" now means this to everyone outside of it. Real builders spend the first ten minutes of every conversation explaining they're not that. Serious infrastructure gets lumped in with dog coins. The word became a liability 🫠 The meme won. It just took the entire category down with it. @Pumpfun @cz_binance @binance @crypto @CoinMarketCap @coingecko
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$PI is one of the biggest scams in crypto history
Set three alarms. 6:00, 6:10, 6:20. Turned off all three in my sleep with the precision of a trained professional. Have no memory of any of them. Woke up at 9:40 to my own body deciding, unilaterally, that we were done. My subconscious has admin access and I have none.😂
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Yes, that why we all say "I'm tweeting" and not "I'm Xing"😂
Never stop "posting"? What happened to the word "tweeting"
Imagine not watching to the end🤣 No harm tbh
決して悪気は無いんです。
Ppl that don't smoke weed impress tf outta me like you really jus happy to be here?
Scan the qr code, it works 😲
14 hours of pain and now my whole back is a piece of art
Dating is already hard. Now imagine your girlfriend and your mother start beefing over football 😭
Dating is already hard. Now imagine your girlfriend and your mother start beefing over football 😭
Notice who gets uncomfortable when you stop over-explaining yourself. Some people only liked you because you were easy to manage.