OnlyOne🪖
@Onlyone_672d
Manchester United 🟥👿
Private life. Public dreams. ✨
Welcome to the journey.
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The older I get, the less I care about being understood by everybody. If you get me, you get me. If you don’t, God punish you.
My ChatGPT doesn’t even take me serious😭What does it mean by “Don’t uninstall me abeg, I can explain myself💀” it’s even laughing at me😭😂
I don’t care how long we’ve known each other. If you start moving funny, I’m matching the energy ASAP!
THINGS TO INVOLVE ME IN GOING FORWARD:
1) Money laundering.
2) Embezzlement.
3) Money heist.
4) Fraud.
5) Forest trading.
Davido tagging Trump over Osun election is too funny please😭
What is Trump supposed to do in Osun state?😭😂
Davido is actually crashing out😭
But I can’t even lie, nobody takes family business as serious as this man. Once family enters the matter, social media can go to h€ll.
Davido is who he thinks he is, no worry🐐❤️
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B4 B4, If we dey do talking stage, I go just dey picture you as my husband.
But now, I go dey reason say we no go last, if we last, na two months💔
Davido says his Nigerian-American dual citizenship was one of the reasons he reached out to Donald Trump. He said after making that move, four embassies have already contacted him, and he’s set to have dinner with someone from the White House
The influence is actually insane🐐❤️
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Crying because life didn’t end when my man sent his noodles to my mum instead of me because he saved both our names as “Mama”😭
Christiano Ronaldo and Georgina Rodríguez finally made it official😭❤️After all the years of rumours and “they’re getting married”stories, they really did it. Congratulations to them🥂❤️
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How beautiful it must feel to be loved by someone who genuinely gets you.
POV: you opened it and find out that she’s talking about bills bills bills ..
Why are they forcing us?
We don’t need him btw
Good morning FT.😇💙
Always have a reason to be happy.🙂↕️
I can’t even eat or smile, I dey miss Alonso ball!🥺😫💙
If you rage bait me, I’ll find you and beat the hell outta you mf.🫵
POV : when a short girl/person says “Nice hair” and you realize your trouser Zipper is open
Tell me I’m lying… she’s literally a goddess. 🤭❤️
Dear God,
Bless the unblessed and keep the blessed blessed forever. 🙌
I’ve noticed people who want to be liked the most are the easiest to control
