“Disney+ will now have ads on every plan.”
You know what? Where the hell is my DVD player? I’m ready to go back to buying movies, owning them forever, and watching them in peace.
What’s actually insane about Outlook is that you can paste an email word for word into the search bar five minutes after sending it, and this piece of shit will say, “No results found.” Brother, YOU sent the email. Who the fuck are you looking for???
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There’s always that one Uber driver you have a random conversation with who somehow changes your entire perspective on life.
I need one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid good money for responding to one email a day, keep my laptop on, attend one pointless meeting a week, and spend the rest of my time looking busy. Where can I get one of those?
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Me: “Can you please print this black-and-white document?”
My printer: “Whilst my cyan is empty? Bro, you sound completely insane right now.”
I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.
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If generative AI disappeared today, Google would have decent search again, I wouldn’t have to check every viral wildlife video for AI, bots would stop replying to tweets with nonsense, scam emails would drop off, and the internet would get insanely better for everyone.
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Exaggerate your resume. Sell yourself in the interview. Google everything once you get the job. Your boss is probably winging it too. Have your friend pretend to be your old manager and give you a glowing reference. Lie on LinkedIn. Just lie.
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You CANNOT work full time, hit the gym 5X a week, keep your home spotless, show up for family, have hobbies, maintain a social life, hit every KPI, meal prep, have a perfect body, and still have anything left for yourself. The propaganda is bullshit. Free yourself from it.
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People who post on LinkedIn about how much they love their corporate career genuinely terrify me. Like you wake up excited to answer emails and join meetings??? What is wrong with you???
When are we going to admit that the 40-hour workweek is an outdated, soul-sucking concept that needs to be reevaluated? you spend your entire adult life working 9 to 5, come home just to prepare for tomorrow’s shift, sleep, and repeat until you die. how is that living?
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There are people out there who don’t even know what Teams is. They’ve never used Outlook and have never had to log in 47 times a day through Microsoft Authenticator. They’re living the best life imaginable.
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Can we all agree that the TV blasting commercials at the gas pump is completely unnecessary? I’m already outside paying for gas. Let me pump in PEACE without being forced to watch an ad.
I cannot stand washing machines that lock the lid mid-cycle. Just let me open it and add the socks I literally just found. Why does adding one extra piece of clothing require a full security clearance?
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Having friends who don’t use Twitter means constantly getting excitedly told about things you already saw four days ago.
How do hotel workers know if you’re actually a hotel guest when you walk into the breakfast buffet? No one has ever checked my room number. What’s stopping someone from walking in, eating three plates of eggs, bacon and pancakes, then casually walking out?
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Can we please have the non-AI version of Google back? I do not want an AI summary. I do not want an AI overview. I do not want AI to read the internet for me. I want Google to show me the actual results. How do I turn this nonsense off?
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I’m sorry, but mocktails should be $4. You poured fruit juice, soda, and some garnish into a glass. There is absolutely no reason that should cost the same as a cocktail.
I don’t understand the obsession with ice dispensers in hotels. I’ve stayed in plenty of hotels and never EVER needed ice. Why is this such an important hotel amenity? Why do people mention it in reviews? What are y’all doing with all this ice?
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Dear Airbnb host, NO ONE TRAVELS WITH THEIR OWN TOILET PAPER!! Providing a spare roll is the bare minimum. Why should I have to contact you at 10pm to ask where it is, only for you to tell me to go to the nearest store? You are getting ZERO stars. Thank you.
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