Jack Smith can definitively say he doesn’t believe in the Tooth Fairy.
But whether Merrick Garland talked to President Biden about prosecuting President Trump?
“I have no idea.”
Isn’t that special?
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I’m proud the Protect College Sports Act passed, but it left one group on the sidelines: the fans.
My amendment would have capped annual ticket price increases at 4%.
College sports are nothing without the fans. They deserve a break, too.
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Yesterday, Senate Democrats voted down our bills to require data centers to pay their own electricity bills, to ban stock trading by Senators, and to require an ID to vote.
I voted yes, but Democratic no votes killed all three.
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I’m sure Jesus loves Jack Smith, but everyone else who cares about the rule of law thinks he’s an idiot.
He’s a political operative masquerading as a prosecutor.
All Russ Vought wants to do is cut spending porn from our budget.
We should be applauding this, not complaining about it.
For those who believe in socialism, I have one question:
When the Berlin Wall fell, who ran to which side?
Iran is a sucking chest wound—the world is safer because it is much weaker.
When I listen to the Hamas wing of the Democratic Party, I’m grateful for the freedom of speech.
How else would we know who the idiots are?
The people running Iran are part of a colony of reptiles you can't trust: Iran, China, North Korea and Russia.
It's like the same hooker in different dresses.
I love this fish like the devil loves sin.
The truth is America has accomplished all of its goals in Iran.
This did not come out of my rear end, though I do some of my best thinking there.
AI is supposed to be a tool that humans control—not the other way around.
Advanced AI models need a kill switch in case they go off the rails. We don’t need another government-run committee to tell us that.
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The U.S. Air Force has been keeping America’s enemies looking over their shoulders for 79 years.
Louisiana is mighty proud of the men and women at Barksdale who help keep America safe.
Happy Birthday, U.S. Air Force!
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Anyone with a pulse and a marginal desire for a better life knows socialism is for morons.
Abdul El-Sayed is ten exits past normal.
If AI models start acting like the Terminator, we need a way to shut them down.
I introduced a bill that requires AI models to have a kill switch.
The AI guys say they’re worried about what their models could do. They ought to do something about it.
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239 years ago today, our Founding Fathers signed the Constitution.
It protects our freedoms and reminds the government who’s boss: the American people.
Happy Constitution Day!
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Sen. Cory Booker and I launched the bipartisan Senate Creators Caucus.
America’s content creators are entrepreneurs—turning good ideas into careers, building businesses and reaching millions of people. They understand the creator economy a heck of a lot better than Washington does. We ought to listen to them.
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Mr. President, I am sorry to hear about Sunny.
- John Kennedy
Yesterday, we lost a cherished member of our family.
We got Sunny at the start of our second term in the White House, and all of us – including our first dog, Bo – immediately fell in love. We also had trouble keeping up with her, for Sunny was a force of nature. Athletic and full of boundless energy, she leapt over the hedges on the South Lawn like they weren’t even there, chasing squirrels, birds and anything else that moved. And whereas the way to Bo’s heart usually involved a treat, Sunny was more interested in having us run around with her, roll on the floor with her, or have her belly rubbed for as long as we were willing.
She loved the girls, even if they were pestering her when she was napping. She loved our team, and would often follow them around, helping them on the job. She was fiercely protective of Bo, who she rightly sensed wasn’t always as alert and attentive as she was. She had her eccentricities: other than Bo, she preferred people to dogs; she was a loud and sloppy drinker; and despite being a Portuguese Water Dog, she hated getting wet.
But as far as our family was concerned, she was pretty much perfect, and for thirteen years, she would be by our side – always loyal, always sweet, always ready for adventure, still fiery and gorgeous till the very end of her days.
We will miss her terribly, and imagine she’s with her big brother now, making sure he’s okay.
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