Captain Eli(@TheCaptainEli):My Tesla service appointment today was at 1:30 PM. I showed up an hour early. They took me at 12:30. The team walked out to meet me and greeted me by name. They had already taken over the car before I even grabbed my things. No key handoff. No paperwork. Nothing. I had already sent them the videos of the issue through the Tesla app, so they knew everything before I arrived. They told me exactly when the car would be ready. Clean. Organized. Technological. This is what happens when Elon Musk rebuilds an industry from first principles. Even the service visit feels like the future, and every other car company still feels like the past.

2026.11.03 17:33

My Tesla service appointment today was at 1:30 PM. I showed up an hour early. They took me at 12:30. The team walked out to meet me and greeted me by name. They had already taken over the car before I even grabbed my things. No key handoff. No paperwork. Nothing. I had already sent them the videos of the issue through the Tesla app, so they knew everything before I arrived. They told me exactly when the car would be ready. Clean. Organized. Technological. This is what happens when Elon Musk rebuilds an industry from first principles. Even the service visit feels like the future, and every other car company still feels like the past.