THE US MINT JUST SOLD YOU A ONE DOLLAR COIN FOR SIXTY ONE DOLLARS AND DONALD TRUMP'S FACE IS THE PRODUCT Not a joke. Not satire. The actual United States Mint, a federal agency, put Donald Trump's official portrait on a coin and started charging real people real money for the privilege of owning his face $61 for 25 coins. $154.50 for 100. A one dollar coin marked up more than 6,000 percent because Donald Trump wanted himself on money There's a federal law for this exact situation. The Presidential $1 Coin Act. It says no living president gets his face on currency until two years after he's dead. Trump didn't wait for death. He didn't wait for Congress. He just did it First time in a hundred years a sitting president has put himself on money while he's still breathing and still in office Think about what that says. He is not waiting to be remembered. He is not waiting for history. He is minting his own myth in real time and selling it back to you at a markup Who profits. The Mint. The administration's self-image machine. The Trump brand, printed onto sovereign currency and hawked like a QVC commemorative plate Who pays. You do. Every collector, every grandparent buying a "piece of history," every person who thinks they're honoring a president instead of funding his ego This is the same week he dangled $5,000 checks for your vote and mailed out $500 refunds timed to the midterms. Now he's literally selling his own face as legal tender. Cash bribes on one hand. Self-mythology for profit on the other There is no daylight left between Donald Trump and the government he runs. He is turning the presidency into merchandise while gutting the rules that were supposed to stop exactly this This isn't a grift on the side. This is the whole business model now And they are not going to stop until every inch of this country has his name stamped on it