"Marriage is slavery and does not benefit women."
Yet, a man that dates you and refuses to propose, is wasting your time. A man that proposes and doesn't take you to the altar, is an evil time waster. You go to church praying for the same marriage that is slavery.
"Pregnancy is death sentence"
But if you marry and you don't have kids, we won't hear word. If you have the first one, you start pushing for the next one. You are sowing seed in church, praying to God and even spending money doing IVF for this death sentence.
Is God not wonderful.
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Who wants to recreate in Surulere?
Pregnancy ❌️
Death sentence ✅️
Push gift ❌️
Death row reward ✅️
Gender reveal ❌️
Capital punishment sentencing ✅️
I went to market and somebody wanted to buy beef. He said to the butcher "Do me one point five"
1.5 meaning One thousand, five hundred naira.
The beef can disappear inside soup. There is poverty in the land
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Wow I really angered a lot of Muslims with this tweet.
I want to take a moment to apologize for absolutely nothing. Our countries don't have to change our ways of life to accommodate you.
Why do people keep doing this when
A: we don't even know what he looks like and
B: the bible literally says don't do this
The simpler it is to copy, the harder it is to execute.
WhatsApp and Opay have very simple UIs. Clone them and launch your own version, you go fess use 4 hours every day, cry.
Copying existing digital products should be encouraged so that failures encountered will teach.
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As long it is not APC, it's okay.
Obidients are very much divided about supporting GRV or Doherty.
So I ran a poll thinking it would be 50/50 or at worst 60/40 although I wasn't particularly sure which of them would have the upper hand.
So I ran a poll to give me an idea.
The end result shows an overwhelming support for Doherty.
Obidients like GRV, but they hate that he is associated with Atiku.
Maybe it can change, in politics 24 hours is a lifetime.
GRV will have a lot of work to do in navigating the next few months if he wants Obidients to support him.
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One thing about me, I may be early but I’m usually not wrong about people.
Once had a friend who told me his number was $2m. This guy clearly articulated how he plans to escape the rat race for good and live on $200k per annum interest ad Infinitum with the $2m. When the $2m came, he first tear G-wagon.
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This one is far from the Nigerian reality. He has zero idea about how you people are living. At least he can speak Yoruba
Next Governor 🙌🏾
Nawa 😏, shey na our next governor be this 🙆🏾
There is a part of Nigeria’s history that becomes very interesting when you look at the map before and after the Civil War.
Today, we talk about the South-East and South-South as though these have always been two completely separate geographical worlds.
They haven't.
Before the Civil War, the Eastern Region was a much larger political territory.
It stretched from what is now the South-East into areas that today sit in Rivers, Bayelsa, Akwa Ibom and Cross River.
Then, in 1967, something happened.
General Yakubu Gowon abolished Nigeria's four regions and created 12 states.
One of them was Rivers State.
And this wasn't an insignificant boundary adjustment.
Rivers State took territory from the old Eastern Region, including Port Harcourt.
Human Rights Watch later described the creation of Rivers State as cutting the Igbo heartland off from direct access to the sea and transferring control of Port Harcourt, then an increasingly important oil and commercial centre, to a new state government.
The consequence was enormous.
The old Eastern Region had been broken apart.
Then came the Civil War.
Biafra lost.
And Nigeria continued creating more states.
Akwa Ibom was created from Cross River in 1987.
Bayelsa was carved out of Rivers in 1996.
By then, the old Eastern Region had been fragmented into several states belonging to different political and administrative identities.
Then came another interesting development.
The six geopolitical zones.
The six-zone idea emerged during the constitutional reform debates of the 1990s.
South-East:
Abia
Anambra
Ebonyi
Enugu
Imo
South-South:
Akwa Ibom
Bayelsa
Cross River
Delta
Edo
Rivers
The result was that several territories and communities with deep historical, linguistic and cultural connections to the Igbo world were now administratively outside the South-East.
And this is where another fascinating part of the story begins.
Identity.
Take the Ikwerre.
For decades, historians and anthropologists have debated the relationship between the Ikwerre and the wider Igbo world.
One academic review notes that Ikwerre history was historically “subsumed as a pan-Igbo nation,” while later scholarship increasingly examined Ikwerre history as a distinct ethnic identity.
Another academic study notes that the Ikwerre were, until relatively recently, often regarded as an offshoot of the Igbo ethnic group.
And the debate isn't confined to Ikwerre.
Ogba communities in Rivers are described in the Journal of African History as an Igbo-speaking group located in what is now Rivers State.
Some scholarship also records communities around Port Harcourt, including Rebisi, Ikwerre, Ogba, Ekpeye, Omoku, Etche, Oyigbo and others, as having historically identified with the Igbo world before later identity politics altered how some communities described themselves.
And over generations, political boundaries can become cultural boundaries.
Children grow up in a different state.
They learn a different political history.
Their politicians mobilise around a different identity.
Their institutions use a different administrative classification.
Their neighbours become different.
And eventually, what was once a relatively fluid identity can become something much more rigid.
That is one of the most fascinating things about Nigeria.
Our map did not merely reflect our identities.
In many places, the map helped create them.
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I nearly got a role for a game company
4.5M per month , 12 days a month , 2 hrs per day
$750 per week , $3000 monthly
I got dropped when they found out I was Nigerian , hurts till this day
I still text the company to re-access the situation and hire me
Nigeria 💔
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This is the richest state in Nigeria. One of the economic hubspots in Africa.
This is the state of the road. Look at the drainage stacked with refuse.
This is the solo mandate of this riffraff
@tokunbo_wahab - instead he is always stoking bigotry online.
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endometriosis is a life-long condition. the truth must be told to women. so many women are in pain almost everyday. it takes about 8 years before some women are diagnosed...
WATCH. SHARE. REPOST.
Endo-survivors, We see you.
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ladies have always complained about pain for years during vaginal procedures... like IUD placement, papa smear, biopsy, ... this is what gynaecologists use to grasp the cervix... 😭
I have over the years learnt how not to use it or grasp it gently... this is not easy on the women
you should ideally feel a pinch, but, always give women pain relief options... or book them to have the procedure done under anesthesia.
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Dear
@SimisolaTomori
Congratulations to you on this new feat.
We really need to do a couple of deals together.
Let's work on one deal and you probably will not want to work with anyone else again.
At , we do bulk supplies to organizations as well.
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Next time you'll visit, you'll be the commander in chief
If you have a startup business, one of your biggest mistakes is letting people know you own it or that it’s doing well before it’s properly established. Most won’t patronise you. The only time they’ll remember your business is when they need something on credit. 😂😂😂
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“She did all of this using Claude, it’s so easy…”
Okay we don hear, why didn’t you do it?
The jealousy and resentment has even intensified ever since she posted revenue. Humans are very interesting.
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