nahh i didn’t come this far just to come this far
as loving as i am, my detachment game strong too
blocking me with the same hand that held my dck is insane
you can bring one celebrity back to life, who are you picking?
i hated being questioned ever since i was a child it never sat right with me
I'm about 300k off the target. Na to go serious for this foga I dey learn
Your story made me think of something weird that happened to me. I had these really nice designer boots, dark blue velvet, so I only ever wore them in winter. But they were so pretty I kept them right in the middle of my shoe rack, front and centre, so I could look at them every day. I genuinely loved those shoes. Every morning I would glance at them and get excited for cold weather so I could wear them again.
Then one morning they were just gone. The spot where they always sat had a different pair of my shoes in it instead. I live alone. I had not had anyone over in weeks. I had not even left my apartment since the last time I saw them. I thought maybe I sleepwalked or moved them without thinking, but I tore my room apart looking. I never found them.
I have since moved out, which meant packing up every single thing I own, going through every box, every corner, every bag. Still nothing. They are real, by the way. I have photos of me wearing them from previous years. I just have no idea how the hell that was possible and it still freaks me out.
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A mysterious gifter just spiral out from no where to show a Nigerian black man love of this magnitude and out of everywhere in the world there came from the US.
I smell a well-planned out conspiracy. If you don watch snowfall you’ll catch my drift.
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They were beefing online so they met up 😭💀
If you’re trying to hit the new 500K Verified Home Timeline impressions requirement on 𝕏, here’s the main thing to understand:
Replies don’t count. Your impressions need to come from posts showing on users’ Home Timeline.
So instead of spending all day replying, focus on: • Posting consistently
• Creating original content people want to engage with
• Using your own ideas, opinions and experiences
• Quote-posting relevant conversations when you have something valuable to add
• Building engagement around your actual posts
• Avoiding spammy/repetitive content
The goal isn’t just to get impressions it’s to get qualifying Home Timeline impressions
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My guys patiently waiting for their turn. 🥹
If we get married and you cheat on me with the popular excuse that men are polyamorous in nature……I’ll cheat on you with your dad and brothers.
Because two can play a game
Nobody talks about how lonely it feels when you’re carrying financial stress and pretending everything is okay.
I honestly don't know why you guys can't last over 30 mins without external influence.
I last up to 1hr without even taking any drug or substance. I eat good food, exercise and drink a lot of water. I also avoid sugar a lot. And, yes, I beat my meat sometimes and I still last over 30 mins
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I heard this can make you last for two hours. Do you think that’s actually true? 😂
The things I'm reaping now? I have no idea when I sowed them!!
I hope my parents know I’m genuinely doing everything in my power to win.
Allow them to avoid the conversation.
Allow them to disappear when accountability becomes uncomfortable.
Allow them to rewrite what happened so they never have to confront it.
You don't have to seek clarity from someone who is determined to avoid it.
Allow them to keep their version.
You keep your peace.
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trying to find my bed in darkness at 3am after going to the toilet whilst still feeling sleepy
Things I’ve noticed from building a community:
Most people just want to be raiders. No matter how much you encourage them to do better, learn, or grow, some people simply don’t want more than that.
Then there are people dealing with so much in real life that they genuinely don’t have the energy or time to always be available.
At the end of the day, you can’t force people to make an impact they don’t want to make.
I’ll be making a decision about my Discord community soon.
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Is there no other way of sucking the waste/shit out of a toilet septic tank other than using these vacuum tankers?
The noise from these people woke me up, and honestly I wasn’t having it. I had slept like a baby only to be woken up by that noise. It’s not even my compound. These people should avoid me oo.
I’m already angry that I can no longer steal tweets, and now they’re making my day even more difficult.
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