The Blue Torch
@_TheBlueTorch
A guiding light in an age of MAGA misinformation.
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Obama really got under his skin 🤣🤣🤣
I’m having a bumper sticker made with: Trump, “Shove that ballroom up your fat ass.” 🤣
Didn’t I tell you guys he was gonna start talking about sucking a big fat cock??
Lisa is so right, it's always an imaginary scenario.
History will look back at these three oxygen wasting cocksplats™️ as a stain on humanity that no amount of whitewashing, propaganda or fucking lies will ever erase. May they spend eternity in the hell they’ve inflicted on others.
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The face of the Ramaswamy campaign:
Hey folks, it’s only a matter of time before he’s gonna talk about sucking a big fat cock. Stay tuned.
Calling Vladimir Putin a humanitarian is like calling Jeffrey Dahmer a five-star chef.
My heart breaks for Zelensky and the Ukrainian people. They are fighting so bravely to save their country and here comes musk with his bullshit.
Imagine hating on someone demanding the delivery of the campaign promises YOU claimed you voted for.
The midterms are exactly three zacharias away.
"Russia has been fine on Ukraine. They haven't been doing much."
F*ck off donald!
BREAKING: TRUMP BELIEVES PUTIN KILLING TODDLERS IN THEIR STROLLERS IN UKRAINE IS FINE
I thought Republicans said immigrants should learn English. 🤔
Trump: “I want Zelensky to stop.”
Zelensky: “I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of another Russian data center exploding, you traitorous fucking weasel.”
🔥🔥🔥💀
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Anyone else find it super fucking weird how Trump's press secretaries all look like Ivanka? 🤔
We should be getting our diesel from an ally like Canada.
Not Vladimir Putin's Russia.
😬 Katie Zacharia's first press briefing was brutally bad 😬
Trump managed to find a press secretary who can barely read, but she does have the number one qualification -- looking like Ivanka
Here's a supercut from Zacharia's first briefing, which made Karoline Leavitt seem like Ronald Reagan
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Trump’s epic journey to his helicopter: three wrong turns, two unexplained detours, a brief expedition into uncharted territory, and one orange Roomba desperately trying to reconnect with its charging station.
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Go to a jd vance rally if you want to spend some time alone.
