In case it wasn't clear to both of the remaining Lido QAnon 33%ers, the below post is obviously satirical. I thought it would have been obvious as, in Montenegro, working more than twice a year is strictly illegal, so quarterly meetings would not be possible.

A Modest Proposal For Updating Ethereum Issuance Create a committee charged with overseeing the network's open market operations. This committee could meet four times a year in Montenegro. Each meeting, the committee will decide the staking rate via quadratic voting.

In my humble view changing issuance is a bad idea: disgruntles builders, obliterates solo-stakers, creates a precedent for changing it again and forever in the future "But if we change it One Last Time" Exactly

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Steakhouse Financial founders drew inspiration from 18th-century Scottish free banking before launching their onchain asset management firm. They argue that historical monetary frameworks offer a vital playbook for how decentralized finance has evolved.

Pangram is the inverse of Agent Smith in the Matrix. Where Smith hunts humans in disguise, @pangram hunts aislop in disguise. Here he is, interrogating a vibe-written secondary school essay about mitochondria run through a humanizer (2026, colorized)

Lending market stablecoin supply rates have on average underperformed short-term US Treasury yields since late 2025. The one brief exception came around the rsETH exploit, when lenders pulled liquidity and utilization spiked. Curated vaults offer a potential way to beat the onchain average. Rather than passive exposure to pooled rates, depositors hold a managed portfolio of underlying credit positions, weighted by the curator to a target risk-return profile. The early results back this up. Over the past 90 days, 13 of the top 16 Steakhouse vaults by AUM outperformed the market-weighted supply rate net of fees, with the top vault returning over 1.5x the benchmark.

SITUATION EXPLAINED: Aschenbrenner's letter to investors: full responsibility, no more leverage, staying in public equities. • The letter went out last night, he takes "full responsibility," and says the fund will no longer borrow from banks to magnify its bets • It will keep operating in public equities, not converting into a private fund as people had speculated • He compared the dynamics to a bank run, and partly blamed short sellers targeting the fund's positions • New from the FT: when Intel reported strong earnings and its stock unexpectedly fell, the aggressive seller was reportedly Aschenbrenner, covering losses on Bloom Energy and SanDisk • By Wednesday he had stopped taking investor calls, and was talking to Jane Street, Millennium, and Citadel instead • He reached a deal Wednesday night to sell $3.5 billion of his Anthropic stake to a consortium led by Greenoaks and Sequoia, then backed out Thursday morning • Greenoaks and Sequoia both led Anthropic's $65 billion Series H at a $900 billion valuation, a round Situational Awareness itself invested in • Despite all of it, the fund is still up 80% on the year, and 1,551% since founding less than two years ago • Plenty of big names have blown up worse and recovered: Paul Tudor Jones nearly quit after cotton losses, Bill Ackman wound down his first fund in 2002, Musk was ousted from PayPal before Tesla and SpaceX nearly went bankrupt @theojaffee: "People are getting way too negative about Situational Awareness now. Situational Awareness is fine. Leopold Aschenbrenner is fine. If it literally went to zero, he's still a generational talent and he would do very well regardless."