My girlfriend called me crying at 2:13 a.m.
Me: “What happened?”
Her: “I need you to answer one question honestly.”
Me: “Okay.”
Her: “Have you ever met my mother before?”
I laughed.
Me: “What kind of question is that?”
She didn't laugh.
Her: “Please. Just answer me.”
Me: “No. I've never met your mother.”
Silence.
Her: “Are you sure?”