A programmer had a problem.
He thought to himself, "I know I'll solve it with threads!". has now problems. two He
Getting Fired in 2016:
- Lose your job
- Go back home
- Have a bad day
Getting Fired in 2026:
Can I ask a possibly dumb programming question?
If GitHub stores our code in the cloud, where does GitHub store its own source code?
Is there a GitHub repository somewhere containing the code that runs GitHub?
And what happens if that repository gets deleted? 💀
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Can I ask a possibly dumb programming question?
If GitHub stores our code in the cloud, where does GitHub store its own source code?
Is there a GitHub repository somewhere containing the code that runs GitHub?
And what happens if that repository gets deleted? 💀
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Software Engineering before AI be like
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∧_∧ I FIGURED OUT
( ・ω・) How to fix that BUG
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NEVER STORE PASSWORDS IN YOUR DATABASE
NEVER STORE PASSWORDS IN YOUR DATABASE
NEVER STORE PASSWORDS IN YOUR DATABASE
NEVER STORE PASSWORDS IN YOUR DATABASE
NEVER STORE PASSWORDS IN YOUR DATABASE
NEVER STORE PASSWORDS IN YOUR DATABASE
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NEVER STORE PASSWORDS IN YOUR DATABASE
NEVER STORE PASSWORDS IN YOUR DATABASE
NEVER STORE PASSWORDS IN YOUR DATABASE
NEVER STORE PASSWORDS IN YOUR DATABASE
NEVER STORE PASSWORDS IN YOUR DATABASE
NEVER STORE PASSWORDS IN YOUR DATABASE
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Can I ask a dumb internet question?
If every website has a domain name that points to an IP address, who keeps track of all those domain names?
And how did the internet work before DNS existed?
Did everyone just memorize IP addresses? 😭
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Can I ask a dumb internet question?
If every website has a domain name that points to an IP address, who keeps track of all those domain names?
And how did the internet work before DNS existed?
Did everyone just memorize IP addresses? 😭
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Software Engineering is the only career where interview is harder than the job
Software Engineering is the only career where interview is harder than the job
Programming languages when you tell them to do something:
Programming languages when you tell them to do something:
Hot take:
AI code reviews are becoming another form of technical debt.
We're generating more code, asking AI to review more code, and then asking another AI to fix what the first AI found.
At what point do we stop creating problems just to automate solving them?
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Hot take:
AI code reviews are becoming another form of technical debt.
We're generating more code, asking AI to review more code, and then asking another AI to fix what the first AI found.
At what point do we stop creating problems just to automate solving them?
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Time flew and we all changed 🫠
Time flew and we all changed 🫠
Social media made it possible to know what 500 people are doing every day while not knowing how your closest friend is actually doing.
Social media made it possible to know what 500 people are doing every day while not knowing how your closest friend is actually doing.