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@axtang
'the worst thing to happen to anyone, ever.' - the new york times, eventually
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when i take my sweaters out of storage it's over for y'all
the sluttiest thing a man can wear is a henley with the buttons open
think I might get really into emo music again
Why don’t they make a sub roll shaped slab of meatball meat specifically for meatball subs
*don draper lights a lucky strike, takes a long pull*
Imagine having the fattest ass at Target
the brightest minds of our generation are miniaturizing our most advanced technology into $7 gas station vapes that will fill you with the heaviest metals you can dream of and near-lethal amounts of nicotine
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Wishbone killed eight confederate traitors when he held the line at Cemetary Ridge with XI Corps
guy fieri: okay, little lady, walk me through how we’re grillin’ this cheese
me: two pieces of white bread, well-buttered. then the star of the show
guy fieri: we talkin’ gruyère? pepper jack? gouda?
me: kraft single
guy fieri: sleazy does it, sister
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listening to say anything on the orange line in 2026, time is a flatter circle than I ever thought possible
Just left John Hopkins medical facility. A panel of cardiologists are doing a case study on my heart. Said they’ve never seen one this broken before. Keep me in mind today if you can✌️
are there better looking, better adjusted, generally better people out there whose short term memories haven't been ruined by smoldering depression? what are we talking about again?
if anyone tries to make a fool of me today i will kill them
no one has ever been sexier than adam sandler in the wedding singer. sorry, don't make the rules
Waving at babies is an art. Some of you aren’t real baby-wavers. Light and cheer doesn’t radiate from you. When you wave, the babies don’t laugh or smile, they keep a straight face like they don’t see you.
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apologies for the late response, I didn’t want to respond.
listening to fall out boy, in tears, life’s a joke you only get to tell once
“can i say something?” - someone who literally always says something
commenting “they can’t keep doing this” on every McDonald’s social media post featuring the hamburglar
listening to helena and I’m in tears by the bridge time really is a flat circle
