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@babadookspinoza
My old account was hacked. Communist (ML☭), anti-imperialist. they/them. For mutuals: @dookwithatwist. Find my work @LOMatEotW. Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary :)
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This was always the end goal
Our Founding Fathers didn’t risk their slaves’ lives and their fanciest stockings so we could just ignore their wishes two centuries after their deaths!
The United States feels like some terrible disease I was born with.
Doesn’t it strike any of you as a suspiciously neat coincidence that all of the past has already happened, but none of the future? Sorry, that doesn’t pass the smell test.
Every year on July 4th, millions of Americans gather to light fireworks so that the Founding Fathers might hear them over the sounds of their own tormented screams in Hell. Traditional sayings include shouts of “Stay down there!,” “You deserve worse!,” and, “Hotter, Satan!”
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imagine being a caveman seeing this and having no idea what’s going on. i would cry.
everything coming out of robotics is being designed to hunt and kill you for participating in government dissent
The funniest thing to come out of eurocentrism in anthropology is the belief that indigenous tribes didn’t have the capacity for comedy. Straight up just doing bits like “nah we’ve never jerked our hog can you explain the mechanisms of it?”
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They should just put all the establishing shots at the beginning of the movie. Get them out of the way.
Marx failed to anticipate your mom.
250 years is more time than I’ve even been alive.
Maybe we should all refrain from doing anything until we figure out what the hell is wrong with everyone.
You are not the victims.
i once naively believed that men just genuinely considered women less capable but now i understand that they know women are every bit as competent as them and they actively sabotage women’s social mobility because a financially dependent woman is easier to control, own, and rape.
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Never doubt for a second that you matter. I bet there are dozens of people on the Internet who want you dead.
To celebrate Pride, I’m undertaking the Spending Challenge: send me any amount of money, day or night, and I’ll spend it—on gas, bills, groceries, stimulating the local economy and strengthening every dollar in your wallet. I do this free of charge.
Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary
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You’ve heard of suffering. Now get ready for eternal suffering!
In a new poll, 87% of Americans said “What?” and “Huh?”
Someone should invent a language where I can talk to other people and they can’t talk to me. One-way communication. That’s been the problem.
the dead horse is beating me
