you can tell how traumatized a Nigerian is by the size of the power bank they carry
Someone will pull out a 50,000mah battery just to charge an iphone xr
we exchange pleasantries over bossmanship you collect my number text me for whatsapp
you never really tell me wetin dey your mind
first day as a marketer I told this i girl invest in stocks and stock trading.
She look at me with respect and said " wow, my auntie does that too! She has a big shop.
I'm speechless.
parked my 2010 Corolla waiting to take this girl on a date. The reactions from her friends doesn't sit well with me.
Overhead them saying I'm the bolt driver she ordered😂
state co-ordinator go give you size 45 jungle boot and size M khaki when you be size 39
Person go come look like mascot for parade ground😂
you pay 45k for a plate of pasta that looks like a sample size, then you leave that place to buy 2k jollof rice down the street to fill your stomach.
Street food or aesthetic restaurants- where's your loyalty?
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that nostalgic feeling of entering 100 level thinking you 'll graduate with first class 😂😂
Wait for first semester 200 level results to come out.
