After years of repeated CEX hacks, I still don’t understand how outgoing transfers of this size can happen without independent human review and signing.
Where are the circuit breakers? Why aren’t unusually large withdrawals automatically delayed, queued for review and subject to additional approval, especially when funds are moving to a new address?
Withdrawing $5,000 from a bank can involve questions and a manager’s approval. Yet somehow, $100 million++++ can flow out of an exchange to an unfamiliar address in seconds.
Make it make sense. Please.
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Binance will be "hacked"...
2026 or 2027.
There is no bottom in the market until Binance is hacked.
It's part of the script.
Can't clock in this month. With Ledger, Foundation, Binance, it's simply Cock In.
Not even going live, is pretty much the industry standard now. What a dissapointment.
We are aware of reports of a potential security issue and we are actively investigating.
Our security teams are reviewing all relevant information with urgency, and we will provide updates through official Binance channels as soon as we have verified information. Users should remain cautious of scams and should not trust unofficial links, messages, or requests for account information.
User Funds SAFU.
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Binance hacked? Octover?
Hard to believe Binance got hacked though. Are they really not jumping in a livestream like Bybit and Bitget did so graciously?
Let's wait for the full story. I think crypto twitter is just repeating each other again.
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MAYDAY! DOOMSDAY! 90 days to live?! Noodpakket in huis???!!!
The year is 2026 and we can now play Need For Speed Underground 2 free roam multiplayer with 1000+ simultaneous players on our browser...
This is like a fever dream lmao
There’s two types of people in this world:
1 - people who are putting their entire net worth in Crypto
2 - morons
Most people won’t understand this post right now (probably because they’re in the second category).
In the next 6-12 months the entire world will realize how true this statement was.
We’re going to see God candle after God candle and it’ll make the AI, precious metals, and Pokemon pumps look insignificant.
Bookmark this post.
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CLARITY ACT DENIED & NIGHTSHADES GAME
I don’t know if yall were there but $pepe hit 12 billion fucking dollars market cap and we didn’t need a fucking clarity act.
Thanks for your attention to this matter, fuck the feds.
15 years ago, if you did the responsible thing & bought $10,000 of 'risk-free' long-term Treasuries, you'd have $11,072 today.
If instead you spent $9,995 on drugs & $5 on bitcoin, you'd have $42,778 today.
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The only clarity you need is Bitcoin.
Not a single Democrat voted for Clarity. There's a lesson in that.
Smart LP went live today on Robinhood Chain.
The builder behind it (Simple Farmer, the same team as STONKBROKERS and the upcoming STORMM) says it will change how stock tokens work on this chain. Big claim. So we read the whole thing, listened to his 40 minute breakdown, and wrote it out for people who understand nothing about DeFi yet.
What this thread covers:
- What a stock token is and what a liquidity pool is (from zero)
- Where the yield actually comes from (spoiler: other people's meme stock gambling)
- The three strategies, explained with objects you already know
- Impermanent loss, finally explained in a way that makes sense
- How to get started, step by step, and how much you need to experiment
- The risks nobody puts in the launch tweet
One image per post. Read it once and you will understand more about liquidity than most people trading on this chain.
Strap in.
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Why the floor price and token price of StonkBrokers are irrelevant
and only smart money realises this
Most people open the chart or OpenSea first thing.
Floor is down. Token is down. Panic or profit-taking follows.
That reaction misses the entire point of the ecosystem.
StonkBrokers is not a jpeg collection whose value lives in the last traded price.
It is a yield-generating system.
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