Which of these are you having for breakfast??
Frame 1 or Frame 2
My guy sells cream and perfume.
Yesterday, he posted his shop on his Whatsapp status...it looked scanty.
One girl from where be buys stuffs saw it and packed some goods and waybilled to him.
She asked him not to worry about the money.
What would you do in such situation?
There's absolutely no romantic relationship between them.
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THE GREEN GOLD IN YOUR AMALA
Ewedu (jute leaf) is ready in just 1 month after planting .
Big bundles sell for N3,500, with continuous harvest every 2 weeks.
From one plot, you can get 800–1,200 bundles ….that’s up to N4.2M per plot.
Two plots? N8.4M.
Make money from ewedu while enjoying your amala! 😋
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God abeg as my mates
Dey get am clear, make e no blur for me .. I take your name beg you 🥹🤲
I have phobia for listening to a stranger's vn... if we are not close, please don't send vn to me🙏🏽
once visited a friend 😭 his wife served us breakfast with lot of meat.. meanwhile, their children were eating with no meat on their plates.
after eating, i asked him quietly, “why didn’t the kids get meat too?”
baba said:
“they said they don’t eat dog meat.” 💀😭 dog what?!
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Life no balance o😭
Who is joining me for Lunch???😁
Did you move out of your parents house, or did your parents move you out?
Lunch is ready pick your choice 😋
Will you still be tweeting for passion or money come sept 7th, 2026🌚
Someone recommended a guy to help me in the shop.
He’s done with secondary school and just waiting for admission.
I gave him a book and told him to count and record everything.
This boy has counted the same fabrics twice already… I kept telling him to recount, he did it again, and the numbers just keep going up. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m tired 🥱
I already know the exact number of every grade of Ankara and Adire by heart… I want him to count by himself so he won’t say “I don’t know” if anything miss.
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Mother sacrifices everything to save her daughter from burning house. Motherly love is unpredictable & genuine ❤️
People need to understand that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.
Do you like road side food👀?
Will you join me for lunch or you’re doing like you didn’t see this? 😂👀
dear ladies kindly examine your vulva… e get why!!
This girl just made me catfish peppersoup with ripe plantain, and she was so excited about it. “You will enjoy it.” “Should I get more?” All with so much excitement and smiles on her face. She genuinely couldn’t wait to hear my compliments and feedback, and she really wanted me to enjoy the meal.
The funny part is that it was only yesterday that I randomly mentioned wanting to eat this because of the weather. 😂
Man, I have no business being with a woman who can’t cook or, even worse, genuinely doesn’t enjoy cooking and feeding me.
Good luck to the man who can accept you that way.
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