Kunmi Àgbà Farmer
@kunmigbenga
Protected space | Agropreneur & Farmer | Founder, Keliz Farms & Consults | Agribusiness ideas & insights | Vibes by default 🍾
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Mehn! I’m so heartbroken right now. 😩 My staff just sent me this video showing that heavy wind knocked down the water tank. I don’t even know if it can be repaired or if I’ll have to buy another one. This is just overwhelming. Of all days, today was the day I planned to rest, and now I have to rush back to the farm again. 😩
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I got to the farm today and the Baale of the community told me my staff don give his last daughter belle… I honestly don’t know whether I should be happy or worried 😂
Can someone explain this to me.. I’m really curious
This is not good news at all...What happened?
Since morning I’ve been seeing very encouraging posts from the farmer’s society and all I kept wishing for was a space of my own where I can start farming. But how do you even plant plantains? They don’t have seeds.
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Why you never plant am 🤪🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️
Sad, depression is real
GBAM!
Let him who have ears,
Listen or Perish
9 MONTHS CAN CHANGE YOUR FINANCIAL STORY!!!!
Plantain takes just 9 months to start yielding.
On 1 acre, you can harvest about 67 dozens of plantain.
One dozen sells for N50,000 -N220,000
Let’s do the math:
67 × N60,000 = N4.02m
• 2 acres ≈ N8.04m
• 3 acres ≈ N 12.06m
No constant watering.
No daily farm visits.
No heavy chemical spraying.
Plant it, monitor smartly, and continue with your other hustle.
If you like, give person belle instead of planting plantain..
both take 9 months.
The only difference?
One gives you debit alerts, the other will give you credit alerts.
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What exactly do these pastors tell their brethren to make them so subservient to a fault?
This girl just wasted the following 👇
-- Her beauty
-- Her youth
-- Her toto (she fit dey wet o 😭)
-- Her bwess 💔💔😭
-- Her cuvy waist 💔
-- Intelligence
-- My opportunity to pipe her
I'm in pains 💔💔💔💔💔💔
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Lol... 57 dozens on 1 acre?
What's The spacing of the plantain trees on the farm?
We need to get better at creating spaces where young people can be honest about what they’re going through without being judged or dismissed.
Sometimes “I’m fine” is just the easiest answer when someone doesn’t know how to explain that they’re struggling.
Check on your people. Listen without immediately trying to fix everything. And please, take changes in someone’s behaviour seriously.
We may not always know what someone is carrying.
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Daddy wey dy pamper 😂😂
Cheat code
As you don plant that plantain tree , just plant cocoa bean 1 meter apart too
In 5 years , you go deh gazorrr
This pastor no dey fast ni ???? See bele
Ole after successfully raiding your farm for 99 straight days.
STOP BILLING PEOPLE!.. PLANT HABANERO PEPPER INSTEAD!
Did you know you can make N12–24MILLION/year by planting on half a plot of land?
•Plant & harvest: Start in just 3 months
•Continuous harvest: Pick for over a year….regular harvesting encourages more fruit
•High demand: Locally & internationally. People eat pepper every day!
•Fun fact: Habaneros have more Vitamin C than oranges + a fruity aroma 😆
The money part:
•Half a plot produces 3–6 tons/year
•Selling at N4,000/kg → N12–24Million/year (with proper care: irrigation, nutrition & pest control)
Your stew gets spicy, your wallet gets spicier!
Oya, go plant your habanero and watch the magic happen 😎.
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STOP BILLING PEOPLE!.. PLANT HABANERO PEPPER INSTEAD!
Did you know you can make N12–24MILLION/year by planting on half a plot of land?
•Plant & harvest: Start in just 3 months
•Continuous harvest: Pick for over a year….regular harvesting encourages more fruit
•High demand: Locally & internationally. People eat pepper every day!
•Fun fact: Habaneros have more Vitamin C than oranges + a fruity aroma 😆
The money part:
•Half a plot produces 3–6 tons/year
•Selling at N4,000/kg → N12–24Million/year (with proper care: irrigation, nutrition & pest control)
Your stew gets spicy, your wallet gets spicier!
Oya, go plant your habanero and watch the magic happen 😎.
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See this one... Fucking clown! Which prophet of the Most High? Are you high?
This is the kind of crop that makes agriculture exciting! Ewedu is not just for your amala..it can also be a serious income stream when properly managed.
