"People aren't ready, this is gonna change everything"
You know what people weren't ready for? Fucking mammoths. Tigers eating them. Monkeys ripping their arms off. The black plague. The ice age. Smallpox. Vikings pulling up on the beach. Drinking water that gives you diarrhea until you die. Getting a scratch and losing your whole leg. The Mongols. The Spanish Inquisition.
One volcano can send us back to the dark ages and these safety guys are gonna be shocked. Oh the robots didn't kill us? It was a volcano? Imagine their disappointment as the hot ash rains down on them.
A solar flare is gonna explode your phone in your pocket your legs are gonna be covered in battery acid and your bank account will stop working. You're afraid of a computer program doing math?
"Things are moving too fast" homie you live on a rock that periodically deletes everything. You are one the most luckiest entities in a 100 light year radius living during a golden era. Cheer up.
My ancestors crossed an ocean in a wooden box because they ran out of fucking potatoes.
"The social disruption will be enormous!"
Nigga World War 2? World War 2? Hop in the people carrier we're landing on the beach.
Are these people out of their fucking minds? Do they not know what we've survived already?
A couple decades of air conditioning and people suddenly think oh this is the natural condition of mankind. No. We used to have eight kids because seven didn't make it. You're gonna be fine. Man the fuck up.
Accelerate.
People are asking how to prompt the slop cannon. The prompt for this video was:
this is a rap video called snail on a trail, it has multiple shots, the reference is only inspiration do not reuse the entire scenes. there is a 2nd character a little snail that comes in at 1min to 1:24 to do that feature part, i provide his reference in reference 2, they are tough snails, they are on a trail, you see them going up trees and all sorts of shit, it's wild, it's got rap video cliches where they are counting money and hanging out with hot female snails. use the lyrics as inspiration. really impressive camerawork, some dolly zooms and drone shots and just really cool camera work. there are some closeup scenes of them rapping with their mouths, just focusing on their mouths for lil bits of times, the snails are hustlers, they got money, they are on a trail, they got places to be, they are players, live players, they fuck, these snails fuck, other animals in the jungle want to eat them but the snails carry 9mm firearms and are able to defend themselves as they travel on the trail. So yeah these snails fuck. Let's get lit. Also they smoke a blunt in one scene.
I need all LLM NPCs, I need emergent gameplay, I wanna kill the innkeeper and take over the inn and an emergent business sim starts with the context that I am also the killer, causing suspicion among the townspeople (I say I am his nephew)
Not hardcoded. Emergent. Let's go.