sugamummy ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐ง๐พโโ๏ธ
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body in ABYSS heart in PARADISE ๐ซฆ
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Nurse : any chance you might be pregnant?
Me : NO
Nurse : ^Looking at my huge stomach^ are you sure thereโs really no chance of pregnancy
Me : โIโll k!ll youโ (NO)
Throwback to when my dad forgot where I work
I checked my baby brother YouTube history and I discovered heโs been bullied ๐ข๐ข
Giving up is sometimes fun
My laptop got stolen and the thief sent me this ๐ซฉ๐ซฉ
Morning text from my boyfriend vs random person on twitter ๐๐ซค
Got drunk and accidentally texted my grandma ๐ญ๐ญ
After waiting 2 days for the cute guy my mum exchanged my number to text, i decided to reach out instead and โฆ
My new boss is awesome ๐โโ๏ธ
Would you terminate your pregnancy if you found out your baby would be born with an extreme disability??
why are so many sex toys purple, is there some sort of science behind purple and horniness?? ๐คจ
Went on a date over the weekend and this man insisted we split the bill.
This how my partner and I decides on dinner sometimes ๐คฃ๐ญ๐คฃ
