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@chxrlotte1111
18+ / you do you, Iโll do your dad ๐ retired heaux โ
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Dolly Parton paved the way for โtrashyโ women to be publicly loved and taken seriously and she did it while being kind, giving, and so fucking funny
A man is not a provider until he provides things for you that donโt benefit him.
Broke men really ainโt got nothing else to offer but dick
Such a bad texter Iโve started astral projecting in my sleep just to catch up with my friends.
another moon pic from my living room ๐โจ have a lovely night, and donโt forget to look up.
And for me it always seems to be older women doing this who are living lives nobody would want. That kind of behavior never comes from people who are genuinely happy.
theyโll try extra hard to assert dominance over you when they find you intimidating. very much threatened and insecure behavior.
Every year i think im in my prime and then i just get sexier
The way my quality of life and mental health have significantly improved since moving out of California. Thereโs not a single thing I miss about living there.
$10,000,000 and a private island in my name
Nope โ Iโm retired, yโall. Sorry! ๐ซถ๐ผ
@chxrlotte1111 still do private bookings?
Men trying to hit on me when Iโm several cocktails deep will never not be funny because the PR team left a few cocktails ago
Sometimes I like to hit men with a uno reverse and communicate with them the way they communicate with womenโฆ if they ask me multiple questions, Iโll only answer one. Sometimes I wonโt answer any and just give them the runaround for fun.
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Sitting at this fancy restaurant waiting for my date not realizing there was a whole ass mirror behind me while I was enjoying all yโallโs porn on the timelineโฆ
I genuinely feel bad for straight women because every week I see one praising her man online for the absolute bare minimum and Iโm just likeโฆ are yโall okay??
Iโve done Euro summer two years in a row now and have officially decided Iโm simply too American to vacation somewhere that doesnโt believe in air conditioning.
ngl new jersey my country is so beautiful #gardenstate#
Meeting up next week with my middle school pen pal for the first time while Iโm in Paris ๐ฅน
love when i get my daily steps in while shopping
