My ear fucking itches, so I’m shaking my head. I look like a dog.
Maybe knowing me more leads to loving me less.
As a man is this too much to ask??
Is this woman drunk or something😭??
To explain myself is a lot of work please judge me
Sex isn’t a present to be wrapped up and handed over on special occasions. If intimacy only shows up as a birthday, anniversary, or celebration reward, you’re dating the wrong woman.
Na after I don broke, ideas just dey come in💔
When you check her hand bag and you see things like cucumber, lip gloss, nylon, belt
A pretty face with a pretty mind.
Spotify wameanza kuniletea 3 Ads in a row,bring it on baby I'm not paying shit
NOBODY:
IGBO MEN WATCHING YOU PASS THEIR SECOND SHOP TO BUY FROM THEIR THIRD SHOP. 😂😭
Like play like play, this boy just dey make am they go
I was the last person to leave the office that night. As I locked the door, I noticed one computer was still on. The screen showed CCTV footage of the building, and I could see myself standing in the hallway. I laughed, thinking it was a delayed recording—until I noticed the timestamp was five minutes ahead.
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Life when you go a day without opening twitter
Good thing with this new X system. Even if you pretend to be big account not engaging for small accounts. You’ll still view my post on tl. It’s all that matters now😂😂😂
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as long as who run am no die, I go run am too and nothing go sup.
Your kindness may become the beautiful turning point in someone’s life.
Where ever you go spread love , peace and light .✌🏽
i genuinely think most men are not as good in bed as they think they are, and the funniest part is how confident they are about it.
Ngl I’ve missed seeing Messi play for Barca 😞
