AI’s sudden leap in math is raising new questions about crypto’s cryptography.
The push toward quantum-resistant upgrades may need to happen faster than expected.
GM and happy Saturday!
The Binance hack is now confirmed as the biggest in crypto history.
-Binance says around $6.3B was stolen across 10 chains in about 20 minutes
-Chainalysis and TRM Labs point to North Korea's Lazarus-linked TraderTraitor group
-About $3B has been frozen so far
-Binance says it will cover all losses, and withdrawals restart this weekend
-Possible entry point: an engineer's hacked laptop
-Standard Chartered says the hack could push more traders to DEXs
And alts are bouncing hard while Bitcoin holds $77K.
Enjoy the weekend legends.
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My quant.
Stay the course.
Binance lost $6.3 billion. Bitcoin? Tick tock next block.
Dropped some actionable alpha in first paragraph. Clue = bullish.
Rule I live by: never lend money to people you meet on this app.
Not friends. Not "trusted" mutuals. Not the guy you've been sending alpha to for months.
You won't get it back, and you'll lose the money and the friendship.
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Bitcoin doesn't care who you are, where you're from or what you think of it.
It’s the fairest game on earth.
Bitcoin doesn't care who you are, where you're from or what you think of it.
It’s the fairest game on earth.
I just made an absolute pig of myself on this dip.
Slurp.
Alts bouncing nicely today.
Leaders are:
ethereum:0x1f9840a85d5af5bf1d1762f925bdaddc4201f984 , ethereum:0xfaba6f8e4a5e8ab82f62fe7c39859fa577269be3 and near:native leading the charge.
Added to the bags today.
$NEAR $ONDO $VIRTUAL $RAY $VVV
Bitcoin lost $78K on the suspected Binance hack news and my alts pulled back hard.
That's my trigger, so I did small buys across the board.
Not trying to be a hero. Just sticking to the plan.
See you at the top.
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Christine Lagarde Steps down as ECB President.
Why does she have a massive bandage on her face?!
WTF is happening in the world right now.
Black swans are the scariest time to buy.
That's exactly why I do.
I've never seen crypto fail to recover from one yet.
My thoughts on holding alt coins at this time in the market if your time horizon is long enough.
Better days are coming. Survive now.
Simplefarmer breaks down how the Binance hack was executed.
EIP-7702 and automated transactions may have opened a path for hackers to exploit a vulnerability tied to Binance systems.
A reminder: convenience and security must move together.
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Black swans are the scariest time to buy.
That's exactly why I do.
I've never seen crypto fail to recover from one yet.
In case you missed today's emergency stream:
-The suspected $5.6B Binance hack, and how the exploit actually worked
-What's been frozen and what the hacker still holds
-Bitcoin bouncing right off the $78K fib
-My May 2021 story and why I'm not panicking
-The $78K and $75K levels I'm buying at
-Simple Farmer from Stonkbroker on the hack, AI and Robinhood Chain
Watch the full show below.
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Emergency Stream: Binance Hack $2B+ Market Dumps
Added to the bags today.
$NEAR $ONDO $VIRTUAL $RAY $VVV
Bitcoin lost $78K on the suspected Binance hack news and my alts pulled back hard.
That's my trigger, so I did small buys across the board.
Not trying to be a hero. Just sticking to the plan.
See you at the top.
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Is this Binance hack legit or an inside job?
Few details emerging that seem a little suss....
You wanted cheaper prices. Here they are.
The biggest hack in crypto history could end up being the 10/10 of this bull run.
I don't think we get an everything-pumps alt season. Not every coin makes it.
But I still think Bitcoin is in a bull market, and until that changes, I keep adding slowly to the good ones.
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Stay calm.
Crypto has already survived:
-Mt. Gox, 850,000 BTC gone (2014)
-The DAO hack (2016)
-Bitfinex, 120,000 BTC stolen (2016)
-Coincheck, $530M (2018)
-Binance, 7,000 BTC (2019)
-Ronin, $625M (2022)
-Terra Luna, $40B wiped out (2022)
-FTX collapse (2022)
-Bybit, $1.5B (2025)
Every time, people said this was the end.
The suspected Binance hack is huge and it hurts. But this industry has been through worse and kept building.
We will survive. Stay calm
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I just made an absolute pig of myself on this dip.
Slurp.
The markets tanking and I’m eating a gingerbread cookie made by my son.
Life is good. 🍪
Right pussies, what are we buying?