david ๐โ๏ธ
@davidonchainx
probably posting bangers | building | vibe coded app with $120k+ revenue | founder @scal3xyz | helping AI & crypto brands go viral
1.8K Following 19.6K Followers
The cool thing about pokemon cards onchain is that you can actually find good deals and make money
This umbreon was sitting on the @Collector_Crypt marketplace for $369 and I instantly bid for it
Last sold listing on ebay are all between $450-500
Easy $100 profit
Show more
This company is selling the bands for $163
You can basically get an AP for less than $2,000
Was thinking about getting a $40k Royal Oak. Will get this for $400 instead. 99% savings โ thanks AP!
Okay I'm officially addicted to pokemon gachas lmao
Just ripped a $100 pack and pulled $190 of value including a shiny mewtwo worth $150
This one feels like opening actual packs
Show more
Just ordered my AP swatch and got a great price
Only paid 35x retail
This will be a $100k watch one day
So you listen to me and you listen well
Are you behind on your credit card bills?
Good, pick up the phone and start buying pokemon cards
Is your landlord ready to evict you?
Good, pick up the phone and start buying pokemon cards
Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser?
Good, pick up the phone and start buying pokemon cards
I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich from cardboard with monsters on it
Show more
My job as the founder of a marketing agency is to constantly figure out what's working and apply it for our clients' campaigns
And I do that by testing on my own account first
I spend hours every day posting, testing new things, and studying what goes viral
I've done 43M views on my own account in the last 90 days with multiple posts over 1M views
It proves that I know what really works
So by the time a strategy reaches a client I've already battle tested it on myself
I use my personal brand as a testing lab so that my clients can get the proven formula
I'm like a mad scientist studying virality
Show more
me after 5 tequilas agreeing with my girlfriend about everything even though I have no idea what she's saying
How to turn AI into a full-time operator for $0:
> Let AI learn your clients, workflows, and decisions
> Stop re-explaining your work every session
> Save hundreds of hours every a year
> Use extra output to scale revenue without more hires
What's stopping you?
Show more
Itโs so cringe seeing all the content creators pivot to pokemon who don't know anything about it
Like wdym pokemon is suddenly your "favourite thing ever" but you canโt even pronounce Gyarados correctly???
Fake fans
Show more
Morning workouts are truly incredible tech
Itโs only 9am and I feel like I can conquer a small nation if I really wanted to
Another successful campaign completed
We're helping brands generate millions of views, achieve their goals, and run campaigns with CPMs under $5
All while rewarding hundreds of amazing creators
This is what influencer marketing should look like
Show more
Another successful campaign in the Creatorverse
The @alturax Road to $20M Campaign just ended and the results are amazing
- 1400+ posts
- 5.6M views generated
- $7,000 paid to creators
The best part?
Altura smashed their goal and hit $20M TVL
A huge win for everyone
Show more
Okay seriously someone needs to stop me
Pulled this on my last pack
Nahhh this is starting to get crazy
Another huge pull
Honestly I think moving to Thailand in your 20s is one of the worst decisions you can make
Imagine spending the prime years of your life in a remote country just to save on rent
It's a cop out
Just make more money
And you do that living in a real city like nyc, miami, etc
Show more
Me using AI to do all my work
A person who knows how to use AI and has a following online has the most unfair advantage in history
Itโs like having unlimited leverage on ideas
They can build anything, share it, sell it, test, learn, and build again all by themselves
This has never existed before in history
Show more
Nahhh this is starting to get crazy
Another huge pull
So all these guys are camping out and waiting in line for a pocket watch??? LMAOOO
Imagine someone asking you what time it is and you're like "why yes of course let me just reach into my pocket and check my pink and yellow AP swatch"
Show more
AP x Swatch collab has officially been revealed to be a detachable Royal Oak-inspired watch that can be worn with a lanyard.
NO WAY I JUST PULLED THIS WTF
I just bought 12 mac minis
Setting up my first clawdbot wish me luck
