Douglas A. Boneparth
@dougboneparth
President at Bone Fide Wealth • Financial Planner • CNBC Advisor Council • Dad • Posts ≠ Financial Advice • Read Money Together:
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On days like today, diversification matters. Beer, whisky, vodka, wine and tequila have all helped me forget about my portfolio.
The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
Interest rates can't keep climbing.
Interest rates:
“Everything is so expensive!”
Dude, no one is forcing you to buy food, shelter, clothing, and the basic necessities to sustain life.
Congratulations to all the investors who did absolutely nothing!
I stopped drinking coffee for a week and I’m proud to say I’ve lost 7 days of happiness.
My advice to newborns is to start investing now.
After having kids, you’re like an old phone battery. Even after charging yourself overnight for 8 hours, you’re at 40% by 11am.
Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can, and alcohol to accept those I cannot.
I don’t like this phase of life where I Google an athlete and they’re 20 years younger than me.
Me this weekend...
Your friends with kids who are working 50+ hours a week aren’t avoiding you, they’re just tired.
This isn’t a cryptocurrency or meme stock, it’s the 10-year Treasury.
What most people don’t understand about passive income is the amount of active hard work that goes into creating it in the first place.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but living your life to its fullest does not involve prediction markets.
You are not a Jack of all trades. You have ADHD.
Getting paid in company stock can be great, but it can also become too much of a good thing.
This week I wrote about how to deal with concentration risk in your portfolio.
New on The Joint Account.
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Me: So the market gets a little volatile when the 10-year Treasury goes above 5% and oil is more than $100.
My kids: Can mom take us to school from now on?
Someone asked me if I was ready for the fall and it took me a moment to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of the global economy.
If weed damages your short term memory, just imagine what weed can do.
