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Apple is 100% messing with the IPhone keypads. I know for a fact I’m not making this many typos.
Heard rumors that we will start to be paid YouTube money. If this happens it will take all the discipline I have to not die an early death via drugs and alcohol.
Girls be like “I manifested this” and it’s just them being an escort on a boat.
You’re not behind. Osama bin Laden didn’t do 9/11 until he was 40. You have all the time in the world.
It was a tallboy that had 12% alcohol and 156mg of caffeine per can. We would drink two of them, vomit different colors of the rainbow, and then black out, as was the style at the time.
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Life would be so much different if we grew one big finger nail on our head rather than hair
Lionel Messi was given HGH in his adolensce and became the greatest player of all time. If he didnt get this, he would have been 5'3ish~
Not doing this for your children will be putting them at a disadvantage
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They really think this is what’s happening
I am no longer looking for love. I am now looking for women to rob.
