Mads
@europemaxxed
If I'm an advocate for anything, it's to move
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Most predictable boomer decision ever
>"so you're not going out tonight?"
sorry but i'm super busy
me being busy:
best they can do is fake job applications made by bored hr departments for their entertainment
"Millions of Americans want jobs but can't find them, and the number now exceeds the Great Financial Crisis," per Benzinga
gooners take a break for a while and start waking up at 8 am wanting to end it all almost immediately
I stopped jerking off and started waking up at 8 am and developed suicidal ideations
The translate feature giving us Japanese posts on the feed is a gift
China loves watermelons so much that they built a museum
KFC has started selling whole watermelons alongside an entire roasted chicken in China
"Drink tons of water for your health"
What all that water does to me:
pick the right side
@europemaxxed True cinephiles have all high ratings because they know what movies are actually worth a watch before they watch it
Your high school teacher that has a public instagram account
casuals hate to see a guy like me enjoying life
pick a side
“Cinephile” you be fucking the movies dawg?
European executives after ending work from home and not paying for any air conditioning for the office
how it feels looking for a genuine youtube video made by someone doing it for the love of the game and not some private equity owned slop uploading hidden ads
has anyone else realized there's nothin to watch on youtube anymore
"i hate location sharing because i dont like being watched"
the government:
when the big 3 finally meets up
the cost of living is getting out of hand
