Okay Twitter, help me out with a weird question.
If you say "that's a BIG FUCKING CAR", you're putting the stress on the second syllable of "fucking". It's equivalent to saying "that's a big fuckING car". Which is clearly "that's a really large car."
Now, if you put the emphasis on the first syllable, you get "that's a big FUCKing car", which is clearly "that's a large car people have sex in."
In other words, the emphasis changes what the adjective semantically means.
Anyway, the question: is there another PG-rated adjective I can use instead to talk about this?