this is what a proper vault looks like. > 37.65% gross APR. even more impressive is that in the same time frame APEX 1 returned 6.9% whilst the S&P 500 fell 1.3%. and it’s all public so you can check it yourself now that APEX Vault 1 just finished its first cycle. vault 2 is open now, and i'm hoping for similar! 👇

Imagine scrolling through photorealistic AI images and being able to buy EVERYTHING you see. Every image is grounded in real products that YOU can purchase. You wouldn't believe these are AI 👇

pro tip now these agents are so good: > if you create something cool > ask it to create a zip of itself > save it somewhere safe offline you are renting these agents whilst your productivity, your business, your brand, your life runs through them. just remember: open source, owning your ai, owning your skills, owning your own harness is king. don’t just rent. own as well. this way you’re not at the mercy of multi billion dollar companies and their decisions.

pro tip now these agents are so good: > if you create something cool > ask it to create a zip of itself > save it somewhere safe offline you are renting these agents whilst your productivity, your business, your brand, your life runs through them. just remember: open source, owning your ai, owning your skills, owning your own harness is king. don’t just rent. own as well. this way you’re not at the mercy of multi billion dollar companies and their decisions.

i am never paying for a trading course again. instead of paying $3000 i am using expert tutor bots that i have created (for free) to learn market structure to teach me where the levels are, and microstructure to teach me whether a break is real or not. have them for free 👇 > it finds your level first > it quizzes you > it never gets bored of "but what about this chart?" structure shows you the levels. microstructure explains why price reacts at them. Market Microstructure tutor: Market Structure Tutor: tag @bot and you can download them!

i am never paying for a trading course again. instead of paying $3000 i am using expert tutor bots that i have created (for free) to learn market structure to teach me where the levels are, and microstructure to teach me whether a break is real or not. have them for free 👇 > it finds your level first > it quizzes you > it never gets bored of "but what about this chart?" structure shows you the levels. microstructure explains why price reacts at them. Market Microstructure tutor: Market Structure Tutor: tag @bot and you can download them!

Here’s how you can gain edge by reading between the lines of news and conducting research: The news: Sui Foundation just wrote a cheque worth $30M into the DATA Network, making it the largest institutional stakeholder in the network. Here's how I check whether backing like this means anything (steal it)👇 1. Size it against the asset > DATA's circulating market cap is around $70M today > $30M is roughly 40% of that > You don't commit that much to something you plan to ignore 2: Ask what the investor gets if it works > Sui has built an AI stack: Walrus for storage, Seal for access control, Nautilus for verifiable compute > What it needed was a live supply of rights-cleared training data to run through it > Trace has logged 250M+ data receipts since June. That's the supply > DATA founder SY Lee also joins Sui Foundation as Strategic Advisor. Both sides are tied in 3: Check who's still holding > PIP Labs and the DATA Foundation keep their holdings > Team and early backer unlocks were pushed back 18 months in August > So the new money arrives while insider supply stays locked 4: Check the demand is real > Last year one AI lab agreed to pay $1.5B to authors. About $3,000 a book, for training on pirated copies > The EU AI Act now makes model providers publish a summary of what they trained on, and enforcement powers kicked in this August > Every lab now needs a paper trail for its data. Trace issues the receipts In a market that's been brutal on small caps, DATA cut down to one use case and one product in June and kept shipping. Four months later it has the largest institutional stake in the network behind it. Over the coming months the DATA Network will be upgraded to run natively on Sui, with Walrus as the default storage layer. $DATA stays the token. Nothing changes for holders today. btw, you should probably run test 1 on the next "strategic partnership" you see and / the cheque by the market cap lmfao.

no-one is ready for my bull posting i am such a retarded bull poster that my posts make me forget to take any profits trump is going to lose midterms, and here’s why it’s going to be fucking bullish: prediction markets have democrats around 92% to take the house
 senate is tighter, mid-60s that fat scamming retard that has ai to thank for america not being in the worst bear market ever is going to lose its bullish because this means gridlock the skem decisions calm down a bit ahhhhhhhhhhhhh new spending and tax plans need democrat votes 
subpoena power flips. every big call gets questioned in public guess what that means? fewer fiscal shocks feeding inflation expectations that’s bullish brev

I don’t care what anyone says. Financial independence is a goal you should be fighting tooth and nail to achieve. > Not for chrome heart designer aids > Not for an AP None of that, it’s so you can walk your kids to school in the morning and watch the world again in their eyes.

"Mum, how did we become so poor?" Well sons: Exactly 1 year ago it was 10/10. Your father was all in, waiting for the promised Q4 bull run. He had small collateral and a bit of leverage on some positions and then there was some mysterious wallet that got funded with 80-160 million USDC right before Trump's tariff post on China and then opened over a billion in shorts on BTC and ETH with perfect timing down to the minute and closed them at the exact bottom for 160-200 million profit which your dad said was impossible without insider info from Trump's circle since his family held billions in WLFI tokens that dipped 25-30% but they bought back 1.4 million worth right after like they knew it was a setup to clean out leverage and then Binance and Bybit suddenly had "technical issues" freezing orders so he couldn't close his positions or buy the dip while the short whale executed flawlessly and at the same time oracles misfired prices causing stablecoins like USDE to de-peg to 0.65 only on Binance which triggered a cascade of unfair liquidations wiping 1.6 million accounts including his and 19-40 billion total but insurance funds barely budged and ADL kicked in clipping winners unevenly and market makers like Wintermute had moved 700 million including 200 million BTC to Binance hours before like they were prepping the harvest and then Coinglass got hacked so no one could see the real numbers in real time and exchanges admitted to "system congestion" rejecting his close orders with error codes -4118 -2022 -1008 while liquidations ran perfectly against retail and some positions got nuked 25x over even with low leverage because collateral was marked at bogus prints and then rumours spread of two massive trading firms going to zero and being forced to dump their entire top-100 token books in a fire sale amplifying the altcoin bloodbath down 50-80% in minutes and meanwhile your dad decided the Chinese Loot Theory fit because Asia had been sidelined all year by US narratives like ETFs that got delayed by the government shutdown so CZ launched Aster dex luring billions in OI from noobs like your dad right before Xi provoked Trump knowing it'd tank everything and loot the overleveraged longs waiting for SOL XRP DOGE ETFs that hadn't arrived yet and then post-crash an invisible predator like a wounded whale or carcinogenic market maker kept dumping majors into their own shorts suppressing recovery while crypto decoupled from rising stocks just like FTX Alameda in 2022 dragging on for months disguised as a bear market and he was convinced Binance orchestrated the whole thing by exploiting their own oracle vulnerabilities to de-peg USDE and cause the cascade specifically to take Hyperliquid out as a competitor but it backfired and then they reviewed cases one by one promising comps benchmarked to midnight but only for that tiny depeg window ignoring the broader manipulation and hundreds of portfolios erased including funds that never admitted it publicly and the real winners were a handful of entities pocketing billions in zero-sum derivs while retail became collateral damage in a quiet war between giants and regulators never probed it because it was all "just volatility" not negligence or coordination and since then he's been unable to make money again because he says the market still has artificial pressure and claims someone's still unwinding massive losses by selling non-existent coins into non-existent bids a year later, I think he's retarded. and that's why we're having beans on toast again.

I don’t care what anyone says. Financial independence is a goal you should be fighting tooth and nail to achieve. > Not for chrome heart designer aids > Not for an AP None of that, it’s so you can walk your kids to school in the morning and watch the world again in their eyes.

"Mum, how did we become so poor?" Well sons: Exactly 1 year ago it was 10/10. Your father was all in, waiting for the promised Q4 bull run. He had small collateral and a bit of leverage on some positions and then there was some mysterious wallet that got funded with 80-160 million USDC right before Trump's tariff post on China and then opened over a billion in shorts on BTC and ETH with perfect timing down to the minute and closed them at the exact bottom for 160-200 million profit which your dad said was impossible without insider info from Trump's circle since his family held billions in WLFI tokens that dipped 25-30% but they bought back 1.4 million worth right after like they knew it was a setup to clean out leverage and then Binance and Bybit suddenly had "technical issues" freezing orders so he couldn't close his positions or buy the dip while the short whale executed flawlessly and at the same time oracles misfired prices causing stablecoins like USDE to de-peg to 0.65 only on Binance which triggered a cascade of unfair liquidations wiping 1.6 million accounts including his and 19-40 billion total but insurance funds barely budged and ADL kicked in clipping winners unevenly and market makers like Wintermute had moved 700 million including 200 million BTC to Binance hours before like they were prepping the harvest and then Coinglass got hacked so no one could see the real numbers in real time and exchanges admitted to "system congestion" rejecting his close orders with error codes -4118 -2022 -1008 while liquidations ran perfectly against retail and some positions got nuked 25x over even with low leverage because collateral was marked at bogus prints and then rumours spread of two massive trading firms going to zero and being forced to dump their entire top-100 token books in a fire sale amplifying the altcoin bloodbath down 50-80% in minutes and meanwhile your dad decided the Chinese Loot Theory fit because Asia had been sidelined all year by US narratives like ETFs that got delayed by the government shutdown so CZ launched Aster dex luring billions in OI from noobs like your dad right before Xi provoked Trump knowing it'd tank everything and loot the overleveraged longs waiting for SOL XRP DOGE ETFs that hadn't arrived yet and then post-crash an invisible predator like a wounded whale or carcinogenic market maker kept dumping majors into their own shorts suppressing recovery while crypto decoupled from rising stocks just like FTX Alameda in 2022 dragging on for months disguised as a bear market and he was convinced Binance orchestrated the whole thing by exploiting their own oracle vulnerabilities to de-peg USDE and cause the cascade specifically to take Hyperliquid out as a competitor but it backfired and then they reviewed cases one by one promising comps benchmarked to midnight but only for that tiny depeg window ignoring the broader manipulation and hundreds of portfolios erased including funds that never admitted it publicly and the real winners were a handful of entities pocketing billions in zero-sum derivs while retail became collateral damage in a quiet war between giants and regulators never probed it because it was all "just volatility" not negligence or coordination and since then he's been unable to make money again because he says the market still has artificial pressure and claims someone's still unwinding massive losses by selling non-existent coins into non-existent bids a year later, I think he's retarded. and that's why we're having beans on toast again.

Smart contracts have been live on Ethereum for 11 years. & on their own, they still can't read a webpage. Everything they know has to be fed to them as a clean number. Prices. Timestamps. Balances. The real world is messier. News articles, PDFs, agreements written in English, two sources that disagree. That's the gap @GenLayer built Intelligent Contracts for. 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 • fetch & read live web pages • process text, PDFs & images • follow rules written in plain English • use AI to judge outcomes that aren't a simple yes or no • settle the result on-chain 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 • 5 random validators check each result • each one runs a different model or config • majority rules • appeal it & the panel jumps to 11, then 23, then 47 • around 30 minutes in the normal case The clever bit: two answers can be worded differently & still count as the same answer. The developer decides what "equivalent" means. That's how a group of different AIs reach agreement. 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 • prediction markets resolved from live news • insurance that pays out on flight delays & droughts • escrow between AI agents that checks the work was actually done • marketing deals where brands only pay for real results • oracles that settle questions instead of trusting one data provider The agents are coming either way. They'll need contracts that can read. Go & read the docs before everyone else does: 👇

why is the market so fucked? well here’s what happened in the last 18 hours (GMT) lol: > 23:24: Axios says US military told to prep for strikes. Trump weighing timing before the midterms > 07:28: Maersk emergency fuel surcharge going to 20% from 12 Oct > 07:33: explosions across Riyadh > 10:00: Brent +4.2%. stocks & bonds both dumping > 12:35: Houthis claim ballistic missiles at Riyadh airport (again) > 16:23: Reuters: Trump says Iran talks are "productive" & no attack before the 3 Nov midterms From escalation to TACO within 18 hours. The bad bit is this means inflation is going to remain sticky and yields will remain high whilst the market remain sore… in its bum… until Trump calls off strikes after the midterm and this ends.