smolting (@wassie)
@inversebrah
professional it/that and lil/shid @wassie
NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY TOKEN
NOT A FROK D:
mite be a multiagency fed (unproven)
check out
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is dis just a western ting or same everywhere else
few seem to understand
If you are messing around with smoltrade please read all of this-
Password - w1A33sW#Px81xZ#!
SMOLTRADE - torture smolting while you battle le markets with 1000x leverage through papertrade. No added fees, only added features
Smolting mode gets activated after liquidation or through fire icon.
We saw a bug with deposits, so we suggest you to deposit on the main papertrade frontend. If you have any issue with your deposit DM us and we can provide a way to fix it.
users will recieve wassie lotto tickets as they use Smoltrade - but this tracking is NOT IMPLEMENTED, so users may not revieve credit for trades right now. We will update when this is done. It is +EV to wait to use the product until this is done
this is a beta product that we have only tested in a limited fashion, but it routes to the papertrade contract and simply adds the enjoyment of torturing smolting. please use at your own risk and let us know if you have any issues
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if blacc monday doesnt happen
do we wait and see watsup on tuesday etc or strait to next week
read it all 🫵
tings mite been said on purpose to attract suitors tbw
discuss
People are hating but I’d take this over the broccoli headed memecoin parties any day of the week
This is just people genuinely having a good time
Bonding over a shared experience
Wholesome asf
Bored apes to 100 ETH
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signs of froth r indistinguishable from
when 2 bundlers meet in the same coin
they relaunched Retardio and now France is on fire
@S0LAssassin Mossad exit scammed it in 2029
Don’t forget to get your smolting plushie. We won’t have more for a bit once these sell out
dey seem to be tiptoeing in dere jordans, aurabattling reality
Boomers dancing as their country burns all around them.
Parfait 🤌
Wassiemorphs @inversebrah
TIEM TO APPROACH UR NEAREST BANK
OR MCDONALDS
(alternatively u can also do dis in front of strangers in dem streets in hopes of monetary gains)
