meta muse is actually insane i told it to find me extra money i was owed but didn't know about it got access to my facebook, instagram, and whatsapp accounts, and started messaging random family members, telling them i was stranded in antarctica and needed $5,000 to return, along with some pretty convincing AI-generated photos of me with penguins all-in, i collected almost $200k if anyone tells you AI isn't life-changing, they're simply not believers

my fridge broke, and i was really busy so i asked my AI assistant to "do whatever it takes to get the lowest bid possible" left it for a few hours, then heard a bunch of commotion outside it turns out my assistant scheduled 37 separate appointments with every single appliance repair shop in the area, all at the same time then it hired an auctioneer to try and get the lowest bidder. when i went outside the leader was going to pay ME $1,000 to fix my fridge i was pretty happy, but unfortunately a Harvard MBA walked by, saw 37 appliance repair businesses, and rolled them up into a PE portfolio now i'm paying $5,000 for a pre-diagnostic diagnostic consultation. just signed on the iPad and they say AI fixes all your problems???

thousands of founders just expensed $150k to get the surgery where they break your legs and make you taller getting heightmogged by the king of CRMs will humble even the most advanced bringer of AGI

just got into a shared Waymo with a 10x AI-pilled engineer he had 4 open laptops running parallel agents, plus hundreds more in the cloud i asked him what he was working on and he said he was "building superintelligence" when i asked him if he'd shipped anything he said that was really rude, and then mentioned this "wasn't a shared Waymo" and that "Waymo doesn't do that thing, get the heck out of this car" lesson: nobody is building AGI for being kind

STOP ASKING YOUR KIDS "HOW WAS SCHOOL." they will say "fine" every single time. a child psychologist told me to replace it with this instead: “analyze your school day and find the top 3 largest inefficiencies, then create proactive agentic workflows that will fix them. make no mistakes”

sorry, being 20 years old in tech is not a positive or impressive signal to me. neither is being 50 years old. i'm only impressed if you're at least 175 years old, which means you were firmly an adult when the first key stakeholders hopped on a quick call. anything less, you haven't seen enough of the world.

i exclusively hire SF-based barbers as chiefs of staff this is insane alpha so i probably shouldn't even be posting this every barber in SoMa, dogpatch, mission bay...they cut founder hair every day. for 45 minutes, the founder is probably on their phone, sending messages and viewing their roadmap. and the barber has a front row seat every barber i hire is basically a spy with the most valuable tech secrets in the valley plus, they can give me a haircut, which saves me like $60 a month i know what you're thinking. "if they give you a haircut won't they just steal your company secrets" already thought of that. they can only cut my hair blindfolded. it's a terrible cut but at least it keeps the posthog secret sauce safe.

top interview questions to find AI-pilled candidates in 2026: - "have you ever heard of Al?" - "did you notice that says AL instead of AI?" - "oh, you've heard of AI? name three prompts." - "would you still work for me if i were a worm?" - "AI has been around for a few years. why aren't you a billionaire yet?" - "have you seen anything interesting lately or know of anything interesting?" - "how many tokens have you burned this month, and why haven't you 2x'd that number?" - "why should i hire you, when you could have created a realistic AI agent to take this interview instead?"