What each political faction is doing to lower the cost of burritos: - Libertarian: import 40 million immigrants from burrito making countries, destroy country but hey things are cheap - MAGA: Tweet about it. Do nothing. - Liberal: Vow to form a Congressional Burrito Cost Study Committee, which will recommend the creation of a United States Burrito Agency. The USBA will have the authority to review and approve of burrito prices after all stakeholders have been consulted. Burrito NGOs are expected to make billions from government grants. Trad con: Point out that burritos are cheaper if you fill them with dirt instead of meat. DSA: Run for office on a platform of beheading the fat cats at Big Burrito. Win in a landslide. Have the lawyers release a statement that as it turns out you aren’t ALLOWED to behead people for burrito crimes. Time magazine names you Person of the Year anyway.