A new person started at my job today…30 minutes in, she said she forgot something in her car then never came back
Being so young and wanting so much for yourself will literally drive you insane.
i heard there is hot p0rn pages here on X, plug me to them all 😫
Ages when you suffer a lot:
•15
•18
•25
•30
What’s one Nigerian food you can eat every single week without getting tired of it?
how do girls willingly agree and link up to participate in threesome??😭
I’m a perfume girl, smelling good is part of my personality
How dąmąged are you ?
I love making daddy h0rny 🫣
imagine finding love & big bumbum in the same person
You can be out there hustling to make a living, and someone somewhere is still angry with you for reasons you don’t even know.
Like this tweet if you wanna be my good boy 💋
The urge to nap between 3PM-5PM is no joke
have y’all ever texted someone back so you can post on ur IG story in peace? 😭😭
How do y’all take 15–30 minute naps? Mine always be 2–4 hours😭😭
People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing😭
Most people think the G-spot is a mythical button. It’s actually the internal part of the clitoris, those deep “legs” and bulbs that swell and press against the front wall of the vagina when you’re turned on. That’s why certain angles, grinding, or being filled while also getting external stimulation can feel like it rewires your whole nervous system. Your body already knows the map. Most people just never got the updated anatomy lesson.
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Teach me something I don’t know:
“hey are you home”?
Me (at home): no
I do not FaceTime unless we’re best friends or i’m in love with you
