what the fuck it made a mcdonald’s themed strip club
my halflings with the unprecedented haul
blood eagle meat skeleton
yeah mog dept, i got america on the line, they’re saying there no y left on the chart
Good luck to anyone giving out full-size candy bars in my neighborhood this year.
i think one of the trick or treaters moms was dressed as peggy bundy but this is nj so i don’t wanna assume
this guys gonna grow up to look like an 80s newark longshoreman but today he is a lil pumpkin bich lol
i hope the 16yo costumeless kids enjoy their special candy peppers tonight
⚛️ react-resizable-panels has a new component: <Workspace />
Use it to create VS Code–style layouts: drag tabs between resizable groups, drop one on an edge to split, etc.
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ok i get it we can make games and 3d shit now
prepping the scaregrounds
i wish we lived in a high trust enough society where i could set up some interactive game that dispenses candy but alas
is this what it’s like to work at anthropic
this is a whole ass thing.
if someone tried to write code by hand right now i’d say get this bioslop out of here
you must overcome ai-induced ego death:
the sooner you accept that the models are smarter than you, the sooner you’ll see your true value was never just your intelligence
and you'll be so much happier
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hi everyone! excited to finally share what we've been building at sprout
our team of ex-fb engineers and a PM (founders’ median tenure: 6 years) banded together to save your kids from brainrot, and give parents their time back.
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oh my god is the big cyber attack that the wef has been warning about (planning) for years finally happening, oh my god i’m so surprised
oh that’s why the tvs are so cheap lol
WTF, $3000 Samsung TV has an always-on mic, automatic content recognition, geo tracking, network mapping, and ships your data to Samsung + 400 partners.
Bro Rooted a brand-new 2025 Samsung TV after noticing absurdly targeted ads.
Firmware was locked down, so zero-days it was.
Got a root shell.
then found: always-on voice service, ACR, geo, full telemetry pipeline, and four separate DRM systems.
This isn’t a bug, It’s the product bro.
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printers been running for a week
internet’s haunted
