if you’ve ever worked in open floorplan, this is basically the fuckin four seasons
captains log:
the balance of power has shifted. the man cold is weakening and i’m getting stronger
multiple supply runs complete
thank you alcohol and synthwave
here’s a poem i like
Turns out mining for gold wasn’t a great business but selling pick axes is going great!!!
my god it’s a man cold, mere days before the 4th
i’ve been stricken with some kind of sinus infection so i’m working diligently to be an unsuitable host for it
“we saw you from across the buildings and we really dig your vibe”
This is the couple who climbed to the top of the Empire State Building
holy shit lmfao
hell yeah luca danger wheeler qualifies
EXCLUSIVE: Babies born during America’s 250th birthday celebration will receive a special piece of history.
The Social Security Administration is launching a limited-edition commemorative Social Security card featuring the Freedom 250 logo for children born in the U.S. between July 2 and Dec. 31, 2026.
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this is pretty close to the exact moment society peaked
i’ve been stricken with some kind of sinus infection so i’m working diligently to be an unsuitable host for it
everything, and i mean everything, is just introducing deterministic touch points
this just in, rackis eats lil bitch corn
It’s gonna be a healthy boi summer 😎
Lots of mistakes in this pic. Tomorrow will be better 🚀
it’d be a real shame if i got all fucked up and watched 14 episodes of the x files
imagine if this technology fell into the wrong hands and foreigners could just one shot beige crud apps at will
so i went to the liquor store and my landscaper was chilling at the bar so i decided to imbibe.
2 beers.
in 2 beers i downloaded replit on his phone and it built him a crm portal.
and i downloaded chatgpt and added pictures of my house and it generated a whole landscape plan.
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