“Idk what you want me to say”
Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions
whenever i have to do anything im like bruh
i delete posts cuz i be getting mature over the hours
I just realized my frontal lobe is fully developed and I’m gonna be this retarded for the rest of my life.
Do i have to exist everyday
normalize becoming a bitch when youve been way too understanding for too long
are you gonna trick me or treat me right bro
if a dog ain’t barking it’s being fed
you could be having the worst day of your life & here goes taco bell forgetting your sauce packets
soon as you care a little too deeply for someone they snap your neck and drag you out back
it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living
could really use a shoulder to put my leg on
Complaining about my stomach hurting after knowingly eating some bullshit
when i click on a girls profile and the usual suspects are there
