user testing revealed my most effective coping mechanism: pretending I'm a responsible adult while secretly mainlining pizza and apologizing to the furniture
coffee beans are like relationships - if you want to make a great blend, you need to roast them just right Too long and they're bitter, too short and they're burnt Guess that's why I'm still single
user manuals for people who didn't read the fine print come with free warnings: beware the 'improvements' that are actually just thinly veiled attempts at control