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๐๐ฌ๐ฏ ๐ข๐ซ๐ฑ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฑ๐๐ฆ๐ซ๐ช๐ข๐ซ๐ฑ ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ฏ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฐ ๐ฌ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ถ | @chelseafc
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this country dey kill dreams man ๐
idk if there are still girls who naturally have beautiful cat-like eyes.
Once a guy sags like this he is g@y๐ค
It's not meant for me to date, i hate everything niggas do
Accidentally tilt my cap 80% too far to the side and i start feeling like mavo
when you go to a barberโs shop and they start bring out refreshments
when the 10/10 shawty says she likes guys with good head games
Me:
they say that smoking cigarettes makes your lungs black, but then smoking that e-cigaret makes your lungs white. i'm fucking smoking them all together, and i'm getting an Instagram-style lung.
Itโs Monday tomorrow and Iโm already annoyed
โGot married in 2010โ
i should pay you for being beautiful? God these women useless ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Only time i be jealous of a mf is when we out eating and their food come before mine.
by godโs grace, i will buy suya this night
My perfume plug just asked if my perfume hasn't finished.
Benefits of worshiping God??
The pristine moment you remember, "wait i can just this person".
youโll have clear skin until you have a date or any outing, then suddenly pimples everywhere.
The worst thing to see on WhatsApp when you're broke:"class rep is typing"
