Joel 🇦🇺
@ptr_to_joel
java slop destroyer | databases | jiujitsu purple belt | judo | dad
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netflix coming out with a modern java formatter?!?!?
today i did:
- lower body lifts
- jiujitsu
- judo
i’m ready to sleep
>order from amazon
>no problems
>”driver attempted delivery”
>won’t deliver to address
why hasn’t amazon fixed this yet?? nothing more i hate than having to organise a delivery address change
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ever since was young i knew i wanted to be a query plan optimiser
i started doing db rows like 6 weeks ago and now i’m clocking 3x10 40kg on them
TODAY’S PLAN
- gym
- haircut
- review the cmu query plan lectures
- cmu project progress
attempting to break these enterprise mines shackles bros i wanna be free
do it or no balls
everyone who understands the first thing about computer security or what superintelligence means understands this is possible and all the usual gang of idiots is calling this scifi hype
i haven’t written rust in forever and it might be time to come back
when i was a grad i applied to amazon to work at the local office and never even got a response
then 1 1/2 years later a recruiter from the us emailed me out of no where with an assessment link for a position in seattle
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Hoy me llegó un email de AWS diciendo que lamentaban informarme de que no había pasado las pruebas para la posición para la que apliqué.
-no apliqué ellos me llamaron.
-hice 4 entrevistas y el la última me ghosttearon.
-Hace 3 años que hice esas entrevistas.
Rotísimo el hiring.
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i’ve been messing around with cost estimations in postgres and looking at the differences between the potential plans
it’s really fun building a mental model of what you expect a query may do vs the reality of what wins
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this is absolutely filthy
i want whatever they're putting in the water at the planetscale office
Today we introduce TIN: a powerful and reliable full-text search extension for Postgres.
TIN works with complicated WHERE clauses, replication, backups, and maintains correct transaction visibility.
It's also mind-blowingly fast.
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the app is back to randomly refreshing for no reason again who tf broke it
chat is unc cooked for missing the sprint deadline due to aura farming cause the burndown chart is not mad drippy or will the opps not cook him if he glazes them in the retro
ouhhh husbant.. you upgraded to java 27.. now we’re no longer homeless
australian mcdonalds giving wow forever beta keys wew
i am the java marketing department
babe what’s wrong you haven’t touched your palantir java formatter yet
loving me is not enough, I need you to GC java 8 from existence
NEW WEEK NEW SPRINT LET'S GET THOSE STORY POINTS
