realkay
@realkayode_
forex trader by choice, music freak always. manchester united.
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Celebrity life no easy but easy on the the lambs my bro
Naso we go dey dribble every obstacle wey come our way till we hit our goal.
that 10% battery warning dont scare me, but when the phone starts glitching is when i panic
Since death is already guaranteed, do the things you love, make memories, and live fully while you have the chance.✨
E get step wey I tear for bedroom just now, only me no fit witness am i gats steal bread tomorrow to gather more audience.
100mb remaining Ke, see you guys next week 😭
Cheating isn’t where women draw the line, just go broke by mistake.
‘A girl like you should not be looking for money’
Make I block this one first😒
I’m super proud of myself 😩
Guys: Have you eaten?
Girls: No, I haven't
Reply as the guy😂
“Checks his phone”
The way you handled me, oh my goodness I loved it, hope your flat babe is not there?
Me:
I thought i was the only virgin on this app... We are now two😭😭.
you loose your moms keys and she acts like the whole city knows her address 😭
I don go back to my ex, nothing dey X again. 😂
Secondary school teachers will tell you education is the key to success and still be the ones to tell you to pay for expo just to pass waec💔
Insidious has to be one of the scariest horror movies ever made.
If you can’t hold simple conversations without using AI, then there’s a problem
i really wanna know why people drink water after having s£x
i don't need grand gestures. i need you to text back before i start assuming the worst
I genuinely feel bad for this generation that they’ll never get to experience the real taste of Milo, Bournvita, Horlicks, Cadbury Chocolate, Cowbell etc.
They’ve changed so much now. The taste we grew up with is gone.
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