Ælectric Cybersolarfarmer(@rhensing):Wedding proposals in Soviet Russia just hit different. Never pass up a chance to permanently scar your future bride and give her PTSD. Also -10 points for not having the foresight to have all the bros get in the van, fire 6 blanks and then come out covered in blood spatter with a smoking gun and a bouquet of flowers.

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Ælectric Cybersolarfarmer@rhensing

2026.10.09 17:23

Wedding proposals in Soviet Russia just hit different. Never pass up a chance to permanently scar your future bride and give her PTSD. Also -10 points for not having the foresight to have all the bros get in the van, fire 6 blanks and then come out covered in blood spatter with a smoking gun and a bouquet of flowers.